By Owww1 - 22/04/2015 19:20 - United States - Bullhead City
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By MDoremis - 21/04/2015 13:37 - United States
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Thanks for all the well wishes and advice! I got some X-rays done and thankfully nothing was fractured or broken (and the screws from a previous break did not get wrenched loose in the fall)! I've been lucky enough to be assigned to completing the tasks, favors and whatnot, where I can prop my foot up and keep ice on it. I've also purchased a nice pair of flats, because there is no way I'm falling and breaking myself day of the wedding. As for a response from the bride, she pretty much told me it took a lot longer to fall than she thought it would (I'm super, super clumsy), and to keep off my feet so I can still be in the wedding without hurting myself again.
By 21ShitCleaner - 21/04/2015 12:51 - United States - Poway
Emergency!
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#Childfree
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How very dare you?
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Mixed signals
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