By Anonymous - 27/04/2015 14:49 - United States - Apopka
All the FMLs
By Junkiegamer - 27/04/2015 14:20 - United States - Huntsville
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By advanced history teacher - 27/04/2015 04:58 - United States - Phoenix
The mouthfeel
By rookiemistake - 27/04/2015 03:12 - United States - San Francisco
By guitarki - 26/04/2015 18:49 - United States - Monroe
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Hey, OP here. I made an account so that I could comment. When it happened, there was nothing I could say to her to make her stop. I asked her several times to please stop talking about it, and I was so embarrassed, but she wouldn't listen to me. I ended up just getting my stuff together and leaving. I'm not very close to the people in the group, so I felt uncomfortable with being so exposed to them. I talked to her afterwards in private and told her that it was really uncool of her to keep talking about it when I asked her to stop. She claimed that she didn't think it was that big of a deal, since when I told her at the time, I didn't say that it was meant to be a secret. I guess I just never thought to let her know that I didn't want her to blab to everyone about my personal issues. She also made sure to clarify to me that when she said it wasn't any of my business, she meant that it was not my conversation to butt into, even though I was literally right beside her. This incident made me realize that she really isn't a very good friend to me. She has never acted this way until recently, so I never thought to avoid telling her things. I do know that I'll definitely not be confiding in her anymore though.
By Anonymous - 26/04/2015 10:05 - South Africa - Pretoria
Rare and inventive insult
By fuck you - 26/04/2015 08:19 - United Kingdom - Sheffield
By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 22:46 - United States - Bowling Green
By queengarmin - 25/04/2015 20:42 - United States - Pacific Grove
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OP here! Just to clarify, I didn't intentionally antagonize him and he didn't intentionally bite me. I was playing with my neighbor's retired therapy dog, and whilst trying to pull a toy from his mouth, he chomped down on my finger. It was most definitely an accident, and though it hurt like hell, we have forgiven each other and we're friends again. And I've learned my lesson about watching my fingers while playing with a dog.
Mount Everest
By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 12:58 - India - Mumbai
By a critically injured shitehawk - 25/04/2015 10:34 - United Kingdom - York
Better before than after
By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 07:57 - United States - Helena
By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 07:30 - Canada - Delta
Ransomware
By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 03:23 - United States
By Caroline1812 - 24/04/2015 23:58 - United States - Salt Lake City
By Bullet4MyChemaMo - 24/04/2015 22:38 - Ireland - Cork
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Hi guys, it's OP! Didn't expect this to get published. 1. I meant trousers, not underwear. In Ireland, pants almost never means underwear. (Ireland is very different to the UK in terms of grammar use, vocabulary etc.) For the record, I was wearing underwear too! 2. I'm very, very close to my boyfriend's family as we've been together for a long time, and it's not unusual for me to chill in his house while he's at work. I feel completely at home there, as I am expected to by his family. When this FML happened, I had been asleep after staying over, and lazily threw on my boyfriend's sweatpants to go downstairs. 3. I was actually trying (and failing) to multitask by holding almost-boiling tea, my laptop, blankets, and a pair of shoes. The positioning of the objects in my arms made it physically impossible for me to set it all on the floor and pick it back up, and BF's dad had already seen everything by the time I would've pulled my pants up. Everyone laughed about it after the initial embarrassment wore off, thankfully we all see the funny side!
By anonymousyo - 24/04/2015 22:04 - United States - Vacaville
Cougar
By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 21:46 - United States - Los Angeles
By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 17:39 - Qatar - Doha
By Kira - 24/04/2015 17:09 - Canada - Halifax
By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 16:27 - United States - San Jose
By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 15:18 - United States
By LolaBell - 24/04/2015 14:12 - United States - Brookfield
By midnightxshadow - 23/04/2015 22:41 - United States
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For those of you thinking my grades must be awful, I have straight As and am a top student in my class. There are a few people I know above me, which is why I didn't expect to get an award. A girl can hope, right? When I got home, my boyfriend made me my own award so I couldn't be happier.
By almost_a_pro - 23/04/2015 13:43 - Brazil - Rio De Janeiro
By Anonymous - 23/04/2015 13:16 - United States - Cherry Hill
By Anonymous - 23/04/2015 12:28 - United Kingdom - Dundee
By Old and Ugly - 23/04/2015 09:04 - United States
By englishornah - 23/04/2015 02:53 - United States - Somerset
By biomajor99 - 22/04/2015 21:46 - United States - Middletown
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Hey it Op, for one I am a male. The break-up wasn't fun, but it wasn't horrible. We lived together before hand because we go to college together and I offered to let her new girlfriend stay here, because she had nowhere else to go. I'm not sure what the word is but my ex loves people for who they are, gender doesn't really to her