By I'm just sick, really - 02/05/2015 00:33 - United States - Springfield
All the FMLs
By blemarooney - 01/05/2015 23:34 - Ireland - Dublin
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By wtf - 01/05/2015 22:57 - United States - Elkhart
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By Anonymous - 01/05/2015 20:41 - United Kingdom - Oundle
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By PharmSlave - 01/05/2015 06:12 - United States - Marysville
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By nerderer - 30/04/2015 18:48 - United States - Duluth
By henrylikestreats - 30/04/2015 18:04 - United States - Mayer
henrylikestreats tells us more.
All of these puns have me in tears, I swear. I am currently growing out my hair after cutting it all off to be donated. It has gone through every awkward stage imaginable, including the constantly-in-my-eyes stage, the is-it-long-enough-for-a-ponytail stage, and, of course, the mullet. After a few weeks of dealing with the mullet, I decided to cut it, and that is how I ended up with this mess. I have heard Shrek quotes everywhere I have gone since and I can't stop laughing at myself. Thank you for making my night, everybody.
Asshole
By Anonymous - 30/04/2015 17:33 - United Kingdom - Limavady
By Confusedblonde - 30/04/2015 03:31 - United States - Canton
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By morphea - 29/04/2015 22:54 - France - Chantepie
By Anonymous - 29/04/2015 17:42 - United States - Schaumburg
Pure evil
By Anonymous - 29/04/2015 16:06 - South Africa - Pinetown
By lorb101 - 29/04/2015 15:34 - Australia - Mount Waverley
lorb101 tells us more.
I booked in next week to get it looked at- hopefully it behaves until then!! It just gets super awkward because I'm a 22 year old female and so not the usual candidate for a cheeky drive by beeping!! Thanks for all your concern guys!! Xxx
By Goatczar - 29/04/2015 14:49 - United States - Orem
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By TJRoy - 29/04/2015 06:37 - Australia - Surry Hills
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He is Croatian, and he was sober. He 100% believes it's true and has said it on several occasions.
By simple living - 29/04/2015 02:43 - United States - Austin
By fatty - 29/04/2015 01:36 - United States - West Chester
What new hell is this
By full bladder - 28/04/2015 22:39 - United States - Valrico
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By WasNotAdopted - 28/04/2015 13:26 - United States - San Francisco
By Groomzilla? - 28/04/2015 05:32 - Canada - Niagara Falls
Thank you for your service
By vomitgirl - 28/04/2015 05:24 - Australia - Brisbane
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Hi OP here. Thanks for all the supportive comments. I got my mum to go in and complain to my school but they kept insisting that 'rules are rules.' So maybe bless you secretly means the answer is C but I will certainly never bless anybody when they sneeze in the middle of an exam again.