Miscellaneous: Today, I was so sleep-deprived, I thought a white car driving...

By Anonymous - 19/04/2015 15:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was so sleep-deprived, I thought a white car driving toward me was a polar bear. I screamed like a little girl and started panicking. I live in California. FML

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By Bambi - 12/08/2009 06:49 - United States

Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2015 15:09 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of footsteps outside my room. I investigated but found nothing. As I went back to my room, I heard a sort of giggling from inside. I was so scared, I grabbed my car keys, got the fuck out of there, and drove to my girlfriend's house in my pajamas. FML

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By Saw - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking down the street, when a car started cruising alongside me. I looked over, annoyed, at which point the driver started screaming obscenities and telling me that I'm "gonna get it" for "betraying" him, before angrily speeding off. I'm too scared to even sleep now. FML

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By damncat - 08/12/2009 06:26 - United States

Today, while driving, I witnessed the neighbors dog viciously shaking a black cat. So I slammed on the brakes and jumped out of the car, frantically chasing around the huge dog screaming "Help, someone please help!" I finally managed to tackle him and release the cat. It was a stuffed animal. FML

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By copshop - 10/11/2011 11:40 - United States

Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in my car doing paperwork around 2 am. When my supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on my window, wearing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad my window was closed. FML

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You deserved it 36 046

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By ApolloandDixie - 23/12/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I stayed in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML

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You deserved it 35 361

By blackandblue - 02/11/2010 16:26 - United States

Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML

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You deserved it 28 822

By FUCKKKS - 03/03/2013 17:37 - United States

Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML

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You deserved it 6 096

By BIZZMAL - 05/01/2011 02:44 - United States

Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML

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You deserved it 32 629

By dani911 - 15/07/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML

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You deserved it 37 368

Welshite 39

Monday 20 April 2015 0:11

This is exactly why I carry a bottle of coca-cola with me at all times. I never know when I'll need it to bribe a polar bear.

musicnole 8

Monday 20 April 2015 0:07

I really hope you weren't driving...

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musicnole 8

Monday 20 April 2015 0:07

I really hope you weren't driving...

DanCastellaneta 17

Monday 20 April 2015 0:08

Uh... check your meds?

gte225 11

Monday 20 April 2015 1:20

She said sleep deprived, not stoned.

Jason89 16

Monday 20 April 2015 3:37

#22 ... *He

Ang3lofd3ath167 18

Monday 20 April 2015 4:41

It doesn't say which gender.. So how are you supposed to know wether it's a he or a she?

Jason89 16

Monday 20 April 2015 6:21

please tell me you're joking #35 ... or can't you see the gender symbol in the upper left corner?

sterling1113 15

Monday 20 April 2015 0:11

This is why they tell you not to drive if you're sleep deprived or on meds. You start to see polar bears.

graveprotecter 18

Monday 20 April 2015 4:48

Or a Klondike bar

gogo44444 28

Thursday 23 April 2015 15:09

What would you do for a Klondike bar #38

Tarlachia 33

Monday 20 April 2015 0:11

Lay off the Discovery Channel. That shit will **** you up in sleep deprivation.

Georgia0p 17

Monday 20 April 2015 0:11

Yeah... "Sleep deprived"

Welshite 39

Monday 20 April 2015 0:11

This is exactly why I carry a bottle of coca-cola with me at all times. I never know when I'll need it to bribe a polar bear.

betweenwinds 18

Monday 20 April 2015 0:16

Everyone else can go home now. Daily internet's been won.

xxNIGHTxx_fml 17

Monday 20 April 2015 0:25

A beautiful comment, #6!

lovethatstach 18

Monday 20 April 2015 4:34

you just won the whole internet forever #6

Dlzq 22

Monday 20 April 2015 7:05

It was good, but not that good, calm your ****

katydid91 31

Monday 20 April 2015 11:11

I just remembered those commercials. If you happen to be in an Arctic region, I also suggest bringing some Hostess products.

xxNIGHTxx_fml 17

Monday 20 April 2015 0:11

Go to bed early tonight, OP. :)

xluciferx666 21

Monday 20 April 2015 0:13

Happens to the best of us one time I swear I thought a bird was a Articuno and I tried to catch it with my masterball

phantomofmind 14

Monday 20 April 2015 0:15

I think it's time to lay off the acid OP

zenrael 21

Monday 20 April 2015 0:19

Say no to drugs..

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