By thechaos - 15/12/2014 22:24 - United States - Pittsfield
All the FMLs
By jesspacheco27 - 15/12/2014 18:05 - United States - San Francisco
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Chatty cat
By Anonymous - 15/12/2014 16:07 - Australia
You freak!
By LonelyGuy - 15/12/2014 11:59 - Australia
By dawg - 15/12/2014 03:50 - United States - Stuart
By AsianSensation - 15/12/2014 03:30 - Canada - Toronto
By lonesome - 15/12/2014 03:22 - United States - Pittsburgh
By endure_survive - 15/12/2014 03:17 - New Zealand - Hamilton
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Sweet onion chicken teriyaki And also, thanks everyone for the nice comments
By BFons - 15/12/2014 02:07 - United States - Newark
Thanks, I hate it
By I'm Trading Up For A Dog - 14/12/2014 20:28 - Finland - Pori
By Anonymous - 14/12/2014 11:55 - Australia
By wallamanut - 14/12/2014 07:50 - United States - Portland
By Anonymous - 14/12/2014 07:19 - United States - Reno
By Anonymous - 14/12/2014 07:07 - Canada - London
By konacoffee17 - 14/12/2014 05:15 - United States - Portland
By ashamed - 14/12/2014 02:02 - Australia - Brisbane
By Anonymous - 14/12/2014 01:14 - Australia - Melbourne
By Anonymous - 13/12/2014 20:21 - United States
Elaborate
By ehxtraordinarily pissed - 13/12/2014 18:36 - United States - Coweta
By Anonymous - 13/12/2014 16:19 - United States - Memphis
By 1Nsan3 - 13/12/2014 06:27 - Canada - Toronto
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Op here forgot to mention name tags break company dress code sadly
By Anonymous - 13/12/2014 05:05 - United States - San Diego
By driven_crazy - 12/12/2014 19:52 - United States - Newark
By Anonymous - 12/12/2014 18:46 - United States
By PyroSam - 12/12/2014 18:07 - United Kingdom - London
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Here's the full story (just saying this is my first FML that has been published. Yay!). First off, we'd had a fight and he'd stormed out of the house. I believe he went out with his friends and got drunk out of his mind, which is probably where the midnight Christmas breakup idea came from. The carollers were surprisingly supportive, and I didn't even have to tip them. The next morning I received a grovelling voice message, which I subsequently ignored. I think I'm done with that relationship now, but hats off to his originality.
By lateralligator - 12/12/2014 16:35 - Canada - Whitchurch-stouffville
By galladore - 12/12/2014 15:17 - United States - Bensenville
By Che_likes_you - 12/12/2014 15:15 - Australia - Melbourne
By Anonymous - 12/12/2014 14:45 - United States - Port Saint Lucie
By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow
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She's Muslim I believe so they're into the covered hair no make-up, "covered up" look I guess.