By has an old monitor - 05/12/2014 14:00 - Germany - Berlin
All the FMLs
By Anonymous - 05/12/2014 13:44 - United States - San Bruno
BIG NEWS!
By still poor - 05/12/2014 06:17 - United States - Carlisle
By Sad Chef ;( - 05/12/2014 03:33 - United States
By Anonymous - 05/12/2014 03:29 - United States - Roanoke
By punaise ... - 05/12/2014 02:12 - France - Marchaux
By yourewelcome - 05/12/2014 02:04 - United States - Gainesville
By shugette212 - 05/12/2014 01:56 - United States
By dumb dancer - 05/12/2014 01:54 - United States - Saginaw
By aprouddaddy - 04/12/2014 23:46 - France - Paris
By yolonono - 04/12/2014 18:30 - United States - San Francisco
By Axelerate - 04/12/2014 11:09 - United States - Las Vegas
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By christinamarie17 - 04/12/2014 06:57 - United States - Worcester
christinamarie17 tells us more.
Hey guys! Just thought I'd explain since I couldn't fit the whole story into the FML. The woman had come into the restaurant about three months ago with two other ladies. I hadn't been up front at first and she was initially talking to another hostess. The first host tried to sit her at a table, at which point the woman said she wanted a booth. I joined the conversation at this point and stated we had a booth in Ryan's section. The woman exclaimed "Oh! Ryan!" She seemed excited so I said, "Yes, do you like Ryan? I can give you one of his tables." The woman said "Oh no, I have no idea who Ryan is. I've never been here before." I said "Oh, okay then. I'll sit you with Robert. Wait no, Robert just got a table. Let's go to Rachel." I took her to the table, asked if it was alright and she said it was fine. Thinking everything was okay I left. Halfway through her meal I see my manager at the table apologizing profusely. Once he left he asked me what the hell I did to the woman. Apparently she told her server that I tried to seat her at a table, refused to let her sit with Ryan and Robert, and forced her to sit here. She called me a twit, told her server she felt bad because Ryan and Robert were missing out on the huge tip she was going to give them, and that I don't know how to do my job. Since that day she has written to corporate saying that I am condescending, speak to my co-workers inappropriately, and need to be retrained. Yesterday was the first time she actually got in my face about it, and I was so stunned all I could say was "I'm sorry." I'm not trying to make myself out to be the model employee but this lady seems to have a personal vendetta against me. My managers have been understanding about it and I'm just hoping that with time she'll stop harassing me!
By nikkih_06 - 04/12/2014 05:20 - United States - Chula Vista
nikkih_06 tells us more.
I was demoted from part time to causal part time, which requires that I work less then 20 hours a week. And I only get commission if I go over my goal.
By maddieex - 04/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Chicago
By crazy cat lady - 03/12/2014 23:24 - United Kingdom - Coventry
By WTF - 03/12/2014 21:21 - United States - Conroe
By Anonymous - 03/12/2014 18:34 - United States - Hartford
By walktowardslight - 03/12/2014 10:35 - Denmark - R?dovre
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Ugh, pour little me was just going about the daily grind, and now you're all making a mochary of my misfortune?!
By clumsyandpoor - 03/12/2014 04:05 - United States - Watertown
By smiles - 03/12/2014 01:14 - United States - San Francisco
By allykat - 03/12/2014 00:56 - Canada - Brampton
Army dudes
By Anonymous - 02/12/2014 17:39 - United States - Glendale
By not living happily ever after - 02/12/2014 17:02 - United States - Virginia Beach
By peceout - 02/12/2014 08:48 - Sweden - Vallda
peceout tells us more.
You are right, but this pic is me. I felt bad so I changed it, I hope You guys don't think any less of me.
By xmassmasher - 02/12/2014 07:52 - United States - Ruston
By ShadowReiku - 02/12/2014 04:41 - United States - Odenton
fishyrael tells us more.
Yeah haha I did feel pretty silly. My phone is one of those old ones that you flip open and it has a keyboard, so to my memory the inner screen didn't have a protector. The one over the camera was very flush to the lens so it didn't bubble or anything and looked perfectly normal, I thought it was just a shit camera since it was an old model of phone. I wouldn't have found it if my nail hadn't caught the corner when I was putting it in my pocket and pulled it up some. The worst part was as #3 said, since it was actually my birthday party and my boyfriend and all my family were there to witness the look of stunned realization on my face, followed by my announcement that I was, in fact, an idiot. Oh well, at least I have a decent camera now!
By mr1234 - 02/12/2014 04:01 - United States - San Francisco
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OP here--I'm quite happy with my life otherwise; I have great family, a place to live and food to eat, a job I really like. I'm just very lonely. However, in my experience with dating sites, I get very frustrated because many of the dates go nowhere (because of many different reasons, many of them objectively pertaining to the other party). I do not go out to bars/clubs, and even though I have a number of activities outside the house, they are majority female (kickboxing, walking group, female friends that don't know a lot of single males, etc). I feel like I'm really missing that special someone in my life, and want to do all I can to find him, but "dating" is just making me feel worse and worse about myself (over multiple years). So literally, I have no other choice that to be unhappy (in this area) and alone, or be horribly uncomfortable on dates with strangers (which are indeed few and far between to begin with). So **** all of you for saying i deserve it. maybe with some background you'll understand that character limitations don't show the whole story.
By WickedLittleDoll - 01/12/2014 16:38 - United States - Laurinburg
By foreveralone - 01/12/2014 14:37 - Australia - Fitzroy
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Hey all. I'll fill you in so you guys can sleep peacefully at night. My brother came home from lunch and was in a rush to head out back. His remote for the garage door wasn't working so he left it open. That's when the pigeon walked in. He called me to let me know and to close the door. I stepped out and I heard what sounded like a bird flapping like crazy. I checked around and I saw the bird's foot stuck on the trap. I had no idea these traps were set (they were under the space of the shelves we have all around) but I fit the pieces together seeing how we had mice problems a while back. I put on some gardening gloves to hold it while soaking the foot with warm water. He moved a little bit more to the point his bottom half body THEN got stuck. I ended up calling the vet and explaining the situation to them to see what they could do or anything else I could do. After the awkward silence, they told me I could bring it in for them to sedate and see what they could do themselves. If nothing worked then they would have to euthanize it. Feeling bad for the little guy I was getting ready to drive there when I remembered we had Goo Gone. I poured a lot on the trap and he managed to get off! He just walked out the garage door and I assume he flew away. I didn't follow it but haven't seen handicapped bird around here haha. Birds like to bathe and it's been cloudy and rainy here in Vegas so I'm hoping he managed to rinse everything off. :)