By cooney7 - 03/11/2013 05:59 - United Kingdom
All the FMLs
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By FUCKING POWER - 02/11/2013 21:41 - United States - Wixom
By Anonymous - 02/11/2013 20:23 - Ireland
By curvster daughter - 02/11/2013 18:46 - United States
By Anonymous - 02/11/2013 17:34 - United States - Rowland Heights
By LockedOut - 02/11/2013 06:27 - United States
Thanks
By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States
By PumaPounce - 02/11/2013 04:50 - United States - Butler
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I had no idea she was doing this! My mom blamed me for not watching her closer. I thought she would know better since she's 14. Were both grounded though.
By SantaClaus - 02/11/2013 04:19 - United States - San Francisco
By nl4 - 01/11/2013 23:55 - Israel - Tel Aviv
Make up your mind
By choke on a dick, sir - 01/11/2013 22:47 - United States - Portland
By FUCK ME, MAKE IT STOP - 01/11/2013 18:38 - Canada - Edmonton
By #isthisthepoundkey? - 01/11/2013 16:49 - United States - Deltona
By brokeasajoke - 01/11/2013 12:58 - United States - El Reno
By Gtca - 01/11/2013 08:56 - United States - Mckinney
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OP here! A lot of these comments are hilarious! Thanks for that and for those that showed us some support and sympathy. We started trick or treating at 5:15. Apparently trick or treating kicks up in our neighborhood around 6/6:30. Now I know. When I went trick or treating when I was younger, everyone started around 4 and people were prepared. Besides, how hard is it put some candy in a bowl? Also, some people commented about why a 2.5 year old needs candy, he doesn't, but we went for the experience. Luckily, we rebounded and had a fun Halloween after that incident.
By bobosgonnagetyou - 01/11/2013 06:04 - United States - Lake Oswego
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Hey FML, OP here! I created an account so I could answer some of your questions. First off, I live in Oregon. Secondly, I thought it was hilarious, although a tad creepy at times, but I just let her do her thing and didn't try to stop her. Most people thought it was great and took it really well. She had a blast doing it, and was simply pulling a prank, which is what Halloween is all about! :)
By Blaphlafagus - 01/11/2013 01:16 - United States - Killeen
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Kinda awkward that I play the saxophone as my main instrument... Ok story time, so I was sitting there in my Music Theory class just messing around because it was near the end of the period and one of my friends brought this instrument thing called a Jew's Harp or Jaw Harp. They said it plays by vibrating your teeth or something so, not thinking clearly, put it directly against my teeth and pulled the thing back really far and let it loose. I have no clue what I was thinking at the time. Luckily I'll go to the dentist on Monday and get it all nice and pretty again.
Panic! At the high tea
By Anonymous - 01/11/2013 01:11 - United States - Vancouver
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By Anonymous - 31/10/2013 20:42 - United Kingdom - Leicester
By anna - 31/10/2013 18:27 - United States - Hattiesburg
By AML - 31/10/2013 14:30 - United States - Brooklyn
By Shady_Soldier - 31/10/2013 08:41 - United Kingdom
By Rinelric1998 - 31/10/2013 02:59 - United States - Greensboro
By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 23:39 - United States - South Gate
By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 22:27 - United Kingdom - Romford
By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 16:43 - United States - Houston
By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 15:58 - United States - Dade City
By neonstarr - 30/10/2013 10:41 - New Zealand
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Op here. Surprised this got posted. Sorry to burst some the bubbles but I'm not an alcoholic, I stopped drinking because of medical reasons, turns out I have gluten intolerance which caused damage to my gut, and by association killed my stomach lining and throat. Wasn't pleasant. Also I'm a chick. And since I'm better, I was weighing out pros and cons at 330am. If I ever do have a drinking problem Ill use some of the advice :)
By catfan - 30/10/2013 05:48 - United States - Wildomar
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Hi this is OP. First off, my daughter is not pregnant. She has been going to school sex ed classes since she was 11, apparently they don't explain how someone gets pregnant in enough detail. She told me she's a virgin, though she thought she wasn't because she was "having sex" with the showerhead. Apparently one of her friends had told her masturbation counts as sex.
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My allergy is known to both me and the family and my epipen was on hand as it always is. I never knew that the food contained ingredients I am allergic and as I said, my throat started to close and I was struggling to breathe. The reason wasn't because they're laughing at me or anything like that, 'my face was a great shade of red for the company logo'. They did help me eventually by injecting me. Weird story, I know, but my family have a track record of being idiots.