By LetMeOut - 11/11/2013 18:02 - United States - Richmond
All the FMLs
By Thomas - 11/11/2013 17:20 - United States - Portsmouth
Big whoops
By Anonymous - 11/11/2013 15:55 - United States
Vocab test
By shut up. - 11/11/2013 10:36 - New Zealand
By ShakenNotStirred - 11/11/2013 08:18 - Australia - Brisbane
By PainStressLife - 11/11/2013 05:17 - United States - Dublin
By kittkatt1 - 11/11/2013 01:52 - United States - Dearborn
By Tao26 - 10/11/2013 22:06 - United States - Saint Louis
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Weird simile but OK
By fuck you, bitchcake - 10/11/2013 18:26 - Canada - Dartmouth
By Naomi - 10/11/2013 10:28 - United Kingdom - London
By Go away - 10/11/2013 08:03 - United States - Humboldt
By tramp - 10/11/2013 05:51 - United States
By lax52389 - 09/11/2013 23:45 - United States - Staunton
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FYI it was an honest mistake and the paper was only turned in 8 minutes late...after some frantic talks with my teacher she agreed not to penalize my group and just deduct points from me. Lesson learned!!
By jsyn - 09/11/2013 23:27 - United States - East Hampton
By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 22:30 - New Zealand - Hamilton
By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 20:41 - United States
By NiteShayd - 09/11/2013 16:40 - Canada
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Let me clarify, since its very cold outside, I decided to rent a play area for my son and his friends. I was to send the invitations in his bag when he went to preschool, but I evidently forgot. The $300 was for everything, the cake, gifts, play area rental, food and a clown. I ended up making some last minute calls and quite a few people showed up.
By fmylyfe - 09/11/2013 14:15 - United States - Saint Paul
By Falling off the wagon - 09/11/2013 13:20 - United Kingdom - Brighton
By zoe777 - 09/11/2013 02:54 - United States
By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 01:46 - United States - Blythe
By kel - 08/11/2013 23:50 - United Kingdom - Coventry
My precious baby
By Anonymous - 08/11/2013 23:02 - Canada - Calgary
By JayDNut - 08/11/2013 21:17 - Pompano Beach
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OP here. The argument was over where we'd spend Christmas (her family or mine) and I was adamant we'd spend it at mine after spending the previous at hers. No bones were broken (am missing a tooth, however) although I'm a maze of bruises and swelling. We're no longer together now. Thanks for all the supporting messages!
By thank god you'll only live once - 08/11/2013 20:12 - Canada - Hamilton
Don't do drugs, kids
By Anonymous - 08/11/2013 17:43 - United States - Omaha
By sammyducks227 - 08/11/2013 07:49 - United States - Saint Charles
By cricketsins - 08/11/2013 03:33 - United States - Smyrna
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Let me give some details before the blasting gets too bad: "beating" was an exaggeration. I was not literally bludgeoning him with a block of cheese. I'm sure that somewhere, someone has done this. That person was not me. It all started because he and I were picking up a few items and he just *happened* to lead me to the cheese aisle in the deli. I love cheese; he knows this and was teasing me. So, one poke led to a pinch, and all of a sudden my cheese-rage took hold and I was swatting him with a block of cheese. It was all in good fun. We are always joking and wrestling around. While we have both seriously hurt one another while wrestling, it's always an accident.
By Where is the faith in Humanity - 07/11/2013 23:08 - United States - Tacoma
By Anonymous - 07/11/2013 22:21 - United Kingdom - Derry
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My exact words were "Hey, your ears wiggle when you answer questions, haha. That's cute." Not the smoothest thing to say obviously, but I guess I should have kept my comment to myself.