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By hoolagirl4422 - 20/09/2013 11:23 - Hong Kong - Kennedy Town

Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML

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By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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By Boulette - 23/06/2014 05:44 - France - Dammartin-en-go?le

Today, I was on vacation, when a very cute guy starting talking to me and asked me what my name was. Overwhelmed and stressed out, I blurted out that I didn't have one. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

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By anon - 09/09/2013 21:51

Today, while working as a cashier, a really cute guy came up and said, "Hi Morgan". I freaked out and asked him how he knew my name. He then replied, "You have a name tag". FML

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Brain melt

By Anonymous - 03/03/2010 02:37 - United States

Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2009 06:53 - United States

Today, I went out to dinner. The waiter was pretty cute. He greets us, "Hi my name is... (long pause) Jordan." Thinking he was flirting, I quickly smart back, "Are you confused?" He says, "No actually, I have a stutter." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 04:29

Today, I decided to finally tell my name to this really hot guy I had been anonymously chatting with for a couple of weeks. He said he would be fine with whoever I am, and want to go out with me. After sending my name, there was a long, awkward pause, and his last reply to me was, "Oh." FML

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By Jaggu - 29/04/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML

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Bad date

By Dammit Brain - 22/10/2020 20:02 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I went on a lunch date with a guy I used to work with. When the conversation got dry, I asked him if he went by “Chris” or “Christopher” these days. His name is Daniel. My brain knew my mistake as I said it. Just when I thought the silence couldn’t get more awkward. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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AlittleSanity 11

Friday 20 September 2013 18:34

You should have followed that up with the statement "unless you aren't man enough to make that happen". Would have loved to see his face then.

iSativa 24

Friday 20 September 2013 18:34

Well you've already made it obvious. Might as well go for gold at that point.

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yawateverok 10

Friday 20 September 2013 18:33

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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Axipiter 24

Friday 20 September 2013 18:36

Pot, meet kettle.

MikeT8705 10

Friday 20 September 2013 19:03

There should be a way to give a thumbs up to the FML staff. Alan's comment is great.

TheCanucklehead 22

Friday 20 September 2013 19:18

Alan. Do you have a hangover?

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Friday 20 September 2013 19:28

The FML staff's comments should be immune to downvoting and flagging...

Not_Impressed13 9

Friday 20 September 2013 19:52

I agree with #24! Any chance of fixing this, Alan?

yawateverok 10

Friday 20 September 2013 20:04

um im smarter then u al!!!

azwethinkweiz87 11

Friday 20 September 2013 20:09

I really hope you're just trolling now because your comments are the epitome of stupidity.

mollyjynxjax 28

Friday 20 September 2013 20:13

...who's Al?

AlittleSanity 11

Friday 20 September 2013 18:34

You should have followed that up with the statement "unless you aren't man enough to make that happen". Would have loved to see his face then.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Friday 20 September 2013 18:58

If I was OP I would have followed that up with "and I ain't no holla back girl", winked, and walked away. Well, that's at least what I do when I get flustered by a cute girl. It works every time, they never call me back!

twinkiefeets 17

Friday 20 September 2013 22:39

He will think she's a crazy stalker. They haven't even been on a date and she's asking him to marry her.

starile 19

Friday 20 September 2013 23:38

Or she's exposing that she's his long lost sister. Duh.

RedDragonx32 8

Saturday 21 September 2013 7:10

best ever first comment. you guys are so wit :)

deepunder 17

Saturday 21 September 2013 8:54

Reminds me of true pick up line " how r the kids? Oh wait, that's the future" . Or something similar anyways

Maximusmime 20

Sunday 11 December 2016 20:52

That would just annoy me. Instant rejection.

iSativa 24

Friday 20 September 2013 18:34

Well you've already made it obvious. Might as well go for gold at that point.

Cartera 10

Friday 20 September 2013 18:35

That's when you just look in his eyes with a creepy smile until he walks away. Maybe even drool a little, that's optional though.

DrownedMyFish 18

Friday 20 September 2013 18:43

That's terrible advice. I find that following them home, leaving anonymous letters in their mailbox, and looking into their house from the bushes works better. I know my crush's daily routine. Everything from the time he gets up to what he like to eat for breakfast. Do the same and he will be so surprised to find out that you know so much about him that he has no choice but to love you, OP.

Welshite 39

Friday 20 September 2013 18:46

Amateurs... What you really do is handcuff yourself to them.

DrownedMyFish 18

Friday 20 September 2013 18:53

12, perfect idea. I'll be sure to take notes. That way OP and her crush can truly become one and he will see that they were made for each other.

starile 19

Friday 20 September 2013 21:37

Soon enough you'll be able to introduce him to your collection of his hair you've been dutifully categorizing over the years, labeled with the exact date, time, and what he was doing each event you collected a hair sample. Just make sure you're excitedly anticipating him popping the question right after!