By really?? - 02/06/2014 07:33 - United States - Dinuba
All the FMLs
By ugh - 01/06/2014 22:15 - United States - Concord
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By not paid enough - 01/06/2014 21:03 - United States - Antioch
The cheek!
By Anonymous - 01/06/2014 16:36 - Germany - Ammerndorf
By Fat Arsed Lass - 01/06/2014 10:28 - New Zealand - East Tamaki
By cootiequeen - 01/06/2014 04:13 - United States
I love the countryside
By disturbed - 01/06/2014 01:53 - Ireland
By idiot says "you raised him" - 31/05/2014 21:30 - Canada - Barrie
By Anonymous - 31/05/2014 20:04 - United States - Brandon
Oh shit…
By half-dead in CA - 31/05/2014 16:39 - United States - San Francisco
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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby
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By moomanjohnny - 31/05/2014 06:40 - United States - Pleasanton
moomanjohnny tells us more.
By save me - 30/05/2014 22:33 - Belgium - Antwerpen
By Anonymous - 30/05/2014 21:04 - United Kingdom - London
By get a grip, son - 30/05/2014 20:37 - United States - Pooler
By Mem - 30/05/2014 20:07 - Sweden - Hudiksvall
By julie24 - 30/05/2014 02:30 - France
First date hell
By jonchavez - 29/05/2014 23:46 - United States - Trenton
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By chevygirl51 - 28/05/2014 21:12 - United States
Whoops
By chubbs - 28/05/2014 21:07 - United States - Vacaville
By angelamegan21 - 28/05/2014 20:33 - United States - Port Saint Lucie
By outsmartedbykids - 28/05/2014 16:28 - United States - Lake Mills
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I finally got the one screaming to calm down and go to sleep. I also got the vibrator away from the other kid by distracting him with my phone. Everything was good when the parents came home, until the kid told his mom about a cool "spaceship".