By SirDirtyRedD - 25/01/2014 01:03 - Iceland - Reykjav
SirDirtyRedD tells us more.
By SirDirtyRedD - 25/01/2014 01:03 - Iceland - Reykjav
By limping - 24/01/2014 23:10 - Canada
By Estee1024 - 24/01/2014 05:28 - United States - San Luis Obispo
By sickmom - 21/01/2014 11:07 - United States - New Orleans
By Ginger_Gawd - 21/01/2014 03:34 - United States - Hialeah
By MommyProblems - 19/01/2014 05:17 - United States
Slam dunk
By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 19:49 - Canada - Ottawa
Thanks, I hate it
By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 18:16 - United States
By FattestUgliestPerson - 18/01/2014 09:45 - United Kingdom - Manchester
By Anonymous - 16/01/2014 17:57 - United States - Springfield
By -_- - 12/01/2014 08:03 - United States
By polluxdc - 10/01/2014 08:20 - United States - Portland
polluxdc tells us more.
OP here. Yeah, I was joking, they aren't always the most sophisticated of jokes, but it gives one a sense of where the kid may or may not be coming from. The kid, unfortunately, was not joking, and I had to explain a few things to her. Thanx for the comments. For those of you who said stop joking around and do your job...it'd be a mighty dreary place if there was no humor (lame as it may or may not be). It IS a portion of our job. This post was mostly meant as a, "f" all our lives if this is what the future holds.
By trifioso - 08/01/2014 13:56 - United States
trifioso tells us more.
I am the OP, and I thank those of you who offered support to me, and my children. For the record: my husband and I divorced a month ago. I asked him REPEATEDLY what the status of his relationship was with his roommate, and he looked me right in the eye every time and denied they were involved. Two weeks after the divorce was granted in court, he told the kids the truth. FML only accepts stories that start with "today...." so yes, I fudged that bit a little. They have been together for two years. We were still in marriage counseling when they started up. And no, I didn't know. Seriously. I didn't, When someone you have known and loved for 20 years tell you something, you tend to believe it. Until you find out your whole life was a lie, that is.
By peepeepainter - 07/01/2014 02:25 - United States - Jasper
By rain1 - 06/01/2014 02:54 - Canada - Windsor
Little shit
By scotsgal - 05/01/2014 05:11 - United States - San Francisco
Spooked
By awkwardpartybear - 04/01/2014 23:43 - United States - West Palm Beach
By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 06:06 - United States - Chula Vista
By Anonymous - 03/01/2014 21:50 - United Kingdom
By noway - 03/01/2014 11:03 - France - Cholet
By SabriLittleRed - 01/01/2014 18:18 - United States - San Francisco
SabriLittleRed tells us more.
Heyy guys, I'm the OP, & no, I didn't do anything to her first. The bear was a gift from her bf. I thought she was joking at first, & was kinda surprised & hurt she actually made me sit in the back. I enjoyed all your puns; they were ”beary” funny, lol. Happy New Years Everyone!! :D
By Anonymous - 01/01/2014 05:38 - United States - Albany
By AnnoyedSister - 30/12/2013 22:28 - United States - Arlington
AnnoyedSister tells us more.
Hi everybody! OC here. I guess I didn't put enough details in my FML as I could: So I'll tell you all the WHOLE story. Blake is 17 years old. Yes he is a convict currently on parol. I cannot remember exactly WHAT he did, but I believe it was either Breaking and Entering or he stole a car. I'm not positively sure. Also: I could not get off the eyelash glue with warm water or make up remover because her eyelashes were going inward towards her eye and frankly, my daughter wouldn't stay still long enough for me to even try. To all the commenters who said "Keep an eye on your daughter." Nice pun. But she is twelve years old so I'm pretty sure even if I tried to pay attention she'd say something along the lines of "Go away mom!" Or "What do you want?!" So yeah. Blake also does NOT flirt with my daughter (thank goodness) and they've only met once, when they moved in. The funny thing is, he can't even get her name right. Her name is Violet, but he insists on calling her Veronica. So, no marriage plans yet! Yay!
STOP SCREAMING
By Anonymous - 30/12/2013 12:10 - Australia - Campbelltown
By ConfusedDad - 29/12/2013 07:01 - United States

By rejected - 23/12/2013 10:44 - Australia - Brisbane
By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 19:10 - Israel
By Anonymous - 17/12/2013 21:57 - Egypt

By failedfather - 16/12/2013 16:34 - Australia - Ferntree Gully
Keywords


i would just like to make a point that he is only six he has plenty of time to make better plans lol