By idiot says "you raised him" - 31/05/2014 21:30 - Canada - Barrie
By moomanjohnny - 31/05/2014 06:40 - United States - Pleasanton
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By Anonymous - 30/05/2014 21:04 - United Kingdom - London
By get a grip, son - 30/05/2014 20:37 - United States - Pooler
By bananna - 29/05/2014 15:18 - Australia - Sydney
By outsmartedbykids - 28/05/2014 16:28 - United States - Lake Mills
By _Ducks_ - 28/05/2014 04:08 - United States - San Francisco
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Hey, OP here. I can clear a few things up. She was nearly arrested for breaking and entering and saw a 'cute' boy at the jail. Every day since (without my knowledge) she went to the jail and talked to him. I found out last week.
By Anonymous - 26/05/2014 11:37 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton
By todaddy - 23/05/2014 19:32 - United Kingdom
By stillaproudfather - 22/05/2014 19:24 - United States
What is wrong with you?
By HouseWife - 21/05/2014 02:24 - United States - Valley Park
By Baby eater - 20/05/2014 00:00 - United States - Clarksville
Goals!
By faitesdesgosses - 19/05/2014 14:27 - France - Mantes-la-ville
By BekkyLove15 - 19/05/2014 00:12 - United Kingdom - Liphook
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Nope! He ripped the tweeds down before I even had a chance to get up and get to the other side of the table. He definitely knows the difference between right and wrong, and was spoken to VERY sternly when back in the car. Of course, the talking to May have been more successful if my 81 year old grandmother wasn't laughing so hard.
Think of the environment
By Anonyname - 18/05/2014 19:14 - United Kingdom
By WolfieJL - 18/05/2014 07:51 - United States
By her mom raised her - 17/05/2014 17:30 - Mexico
By madbirthdaymomma - 16/05/2014 03:15 - United States - Roswell
The place to be
By jessicab72 - 15/05/2014 20:38 - United States - Cuyahoga Falls
Living the meme
By itwasathtebottomofmycoffeemug - 14/05/2014 20:58 - United States - Santa Cruz
By Anonymous - 13/05/2014 05:42 - United States - Las Vegas
By kids - 12/05/2014 05:17
By darquedraconian - 12/05/2014 02:27 - United States - Rapid City
By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 23:57 - United States - Akron
By imnotastranger - 09/05/2014 03:01
By unlovedmommy - 08/05/2014 21:49 - United States - Rowlett
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OP here! My son says funny things like this frequently, and it never offends me! I encourage his sense of humor, even if he doesn't know what he's saying or why it's funny! I even tell other people about it, so they can get a laugh too. I was encouraged by my brother to post on fml, because it was that funny! He'll tell me sometimes that I don't look pretty yet until I've completed my make-up. That question made my day. After he said it, I just started laughing really hard, and said that was funny. He said it wasn't funny, and told me to stop laughing, which made it funnier! I'm married, so I'm not trying to get someone to love me. I don't really wear a lot of make-up anyway, so it's not really the "high school girl make-up" thing either. And I am an adult. Oh yea, and I say "restroom"! Thanks for all the caring and funny comments! :)
By Arthur - 07/05/2014 19:16 - United States
By Satan's Mum - 06/05/2014 18:38 - United Kingdom - London

By melmel - 05/05/2014 05:07 - United States - Cumming
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I finally got the one screaming to calm down and go to sleep. I also got the vibrator away from the other kid by distracting him with my phone. Everything was good when the parents came home, until the kid told his mom about a cool "spaceship".