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Handy...
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Creepy
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Whatcha been up to?
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The Passion of the Christ
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I'm outta here
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Sashay away!
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By holly_fly - 28/08/2017 04:45 - United States - Auburn
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This is pretty good. XD I was actually visiting mom, dad, and bros for the first time after moving away. It was not pleasANT at all, but thankfully I can laugh about it now. ?
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By supertacowaffle - 18/08/2017 10:21 - United Kingdom
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Hi, this is my FML. Basically after a 32 hour trip back from Australia (layovers, waiting round etc) the second I got home I put my jacket in the wash and it had the passport in the pocket. Complete my fault, just thought it would make a funny FML.
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By KeptMyHandsUp - 17/08/2017 17:15 - United States
By really_dad? - 17/08/2017 13:00
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My first published fml! Hey everyone a little back story. The copper pipes where in the crawl space under the house. Easily accessible to everyone. The house sat empty for 9 years and was built in the 1940's with very little updates. I am remodeling it and thankfully there is home owners insurance on it. I am still out a chunk of money but not as much. The water was only on for a few minutes. The city turned it on and I opened the sink valve to no water. I could hear it but had no water. I crawled under the house and found the main cut off flush to the ground and all the copper gone. We turned off the water and called the cops and insurance. Damage total: $3,500.00