Animals: Today, I was lying on the floor playing with my cat. I was holding...

By Anonymous - 29/11/2011 16:15 - United States

Today, I was lying on the floor playing with my cat. I was holding her in the air, when my sister tripped over the TV cord and unplugged the cable. The TV made a loud fuzzy sound, I got scared and threw my cat in the air. I got scratched in the face by a falling cat. FML

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By ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2011 22:36 - United States

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By Michelle - 20/02/2011 17:45 - United States

Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML

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By Catremorse - 01/08/2019 14:00 - United States - Centreville

Today, my cat was laying on my chest while I was in bed. I farted, which my closed legs seemed to amplify. My cat was so scared, she used me as a launching pad and cut my chest in three places with her claws. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2018 06:00 - United States - Pittsford

Today, my cat jumped on my shoulders, but stepped in my hood and choked me and when I panicked she dug her claws into my shoulders. FML

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By Kitty at my foot - 20/09/2022 13:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally stepped on my cat's paw and she let out a deafening screech of pain. After treating her like a queen for the rest of the day as an apology, I accidentally kicked her in the dark, sending her flying up against the wall. I feel as though I should sleep with one eye open tonight. FML

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yrkamurka 4

Wednesday 30 November 2011 0:33

Flying pussy

dinosaurfeces 4

Wednesday 30 November 2011 0:34

Sounds like a "cat"astrophe.

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Turner_22 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 0:33

You deserve it

Turner_22 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 0:35

The cat strikes back.:D

m0tl3ycru3 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 0:43

The OP deserves it for tossing their cat up in the air. There's no way that could possibly end well

boofgall 16

Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:18

I hardly think they deserve it, op was startled, and it's the bodies reaction to jolt when startled.

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 30 November 2011 2:09

Op HELD it up. The tossing was inevitable.

docscientist 9

Wednesday 30 November 2011 3:11

26 - holding =/= tossing.

aceman1992 9

Wednesday 30 November 2011 4:25

at least op can say they got pussy flying at them.

yrkamurka 4

Wednesday 30 November 2011 0:33

Flying pussy

LegitMaddie 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 3:07

Lmao u have a sick sick mind

thefaced 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 3:31

Lmfao that's the type of humor we need around here!

koolkat27 13

Wednesday 30 November 2011 6:09

anytime theres a cat fml theres always that one perv who uses this as an excuse to make pussy jokes. smh

cruxx 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 7:40

Poor OP. I'm glad I can say I've never had a face full of.. Nevermind

SpruceDread4578 13

Wednesday 30 November 2011 12:30

91- and...what's wrong with that?

yrkamurka 4

Wednesday 30 November 2011 13:15

Woah woah, pussy is another word for cat. And IM the perv?

iAmPaul 49

Wednesday 30 November 2011 0:34

I hate when that happens OP. Especially with kittens.

bitchslapped22 14

Wednesday 30 November 2011 0:39

Does it happen with people too or something?

iAmPaul 49

Wednesday 30 November 2011 0:41

Cats, as opposed to lighter, much more agile and easier to scare kittens. There IS a difference.

evilplatypus 38

Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:11

And kittens generally have sharper, needle-like claws. A full-grown cat's claws will usually be a bit more blunted.

YayorNay 8

Wednesday 30 November 2011 0:34

When you thought cats couldn't get worse. Air cat raids is no joke.

markrs 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 18:45

Why do people throw their cats...if I was scared I'd hold on tighter....

dinosaurfeces 4

Wednesday 30 November 2011 0:34

Sounds like a "cat"astrophe.

danishbagel 3

Wednesday 30 November 2011 0:37

Ba-Dum, Tsh!

YayorNay 8

Wednesday 30 November 2011 0:37

Totes Original.

death_dolphin24 0

Thursday 1 December 2011 17:24

That's so not totes original.

milyfesux97 3

Wednesday 30 November 2011 0:35

Me- ow!!

uffiewuffie 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 0:35

That's a furry situation

boofgall 16

Wednesday 30 November 2011 4:22

-_-

RebekahBrooke 9

Wednesday 30 November 2011 12:43

Nope.

gabrielbaby 9

Wednesday 30 November 2011 15:32

That's what I said when I met your mom last night.

MaryJane232323 9

Wednesday 30 November 2011 0:35

I hate when I suddenly throw my cat up in the air.

ppeanutbutter 1

Wednesday 30 November 2011 0:36

ouch...

TheCarChanel 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 0:36

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