By shrdlu - 22/12/2011 22:05 - United States
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At least he didn't poop!
Merry Pissmas!!
OP, shit man, you've posted 100 fmls!
It took the OP 100 tries to finally get it right. Lol
Sticky, that coffee owl is my phone background.
Glad to see we have a dedicated OP who responds to comments this time.
121- nice picture! giggity!
I favorited this FML just for this comment.
163- and what's the point of that?
Gee 165 perhaps do I can read it again someday? Or whatever it is you do with favorites? What's your prob?
And he marked his territory so OP better stay away or something worse may happen
"Nearly" all. He left the socks and underwear for OP.
put one of those trains going around the tree.. so itll save the presents?
Merry Christmas OP's relatives. You get presents that smell like pee.
No I love yours!
Celestia damn it! I read your profile and you made me LOSE THE GAME. I was doing well too.
my friends think im like italy.
yes!!!!! (germany, germany, germany is a really really nice place!)
Sausages with cheeses always tast so good! it'd be heaven for a dog, yeah that's germany!
Well maybe he was just angry cause he didn't see his name and he was claiming the other gifts??
Tis the season to give and receive, the dog is giving you a gift xD Btw, is that a rat? O.o surely as hell don't look like a dog
-26 In mah belleh.
He was probably pissed off
I want a fennec, but you can't have them in Alberta.
yeah my dog peed on a present of mine....it was a book
I bet it was twilight.
nasty. It was inheritance (fourth eragon book if you don't know)
Well were you done reading? And better Inheritance then any of the other there, inheritance seems to be the cheapest in the series.
I haven't finished It yet and I found eldest good yet it had large chunks of extremely boring parts
Well that stinks! You should of let him outside, they can only hold their bladders for so long.
Both of you! It's "should HAVE" and "could HAVE"! Not "of"! Sorry, but that really bothers me :)
He just wanted to show all the other dogs that "these are mine"!
Dear humans Its your own damn fault for putting those reindeer antlers on my head Sincerely, fido
Dear Fido, You look cute in those raindeer antlers. Now shut up or we'll get you neutered. Love, A_TEEN...
-3? Lol. Our 6 pound and 4 pound dogs run around the Saskatchewan snow at -24. Psh, city dogs.
"Why did everyone get yellow wrapping paper?"
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They're all his now.
#19, that's not the bright side...it's the brown side.