Animals: Today, our dog peed on nearly all the wrapped gifts under our...

By shrdlu - 22/12/2011 22:05 - United States

Today, our dog peed on nearly all the wrapped gifts under our Christmas tree. FML

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shrdlu 28

Friday 23 December 2011 0:40

Nobody else'll want 'em now anyway.

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blackstar994 5

Friday 23 December 2011 0:27

They're all his now.

ThatLooksSticky 16

Friday 23 December 2011 0:58

#19, that's not the bright side...it's the brown side.

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1400steven 0

Friday 23 December 2011 5:50

That sucks. Hopefully the presents aren't damaged on the inside

AJMILLERMAN 2

Friday 23 December 2011 5:53

At least they were wrapped

Track1991 0

Friday 23 December 2011 6:22

Goooo! That's nasty. You better beat that dogs ass, that's terrible.

zigzag456 0

Friday 23 December 2011 6:24

Merry Pissmas :)

shutterbug1190 14

Friday 23 December 2011 6:33

My dog does that every dang year. We actually put a tarp over it. Sorry OP id cover everything with a towel. Sucks :/

1kiki81 6

Friday 23 December 2011 7:09

He's probably mad cuz u didn't get him any.

iMadBrah 1

Friday 23 December 2011 7:17

My dog just hides them!! That sucks!

brad5150 4

Friday 23 December 2011 7:19

New outside dog?

iLiketuwdles 3

Friday 23 December 2011 7:35

MerryChristmas to you.

PoshLife_Cross 5

Friday 23 December 2011 7:53

I wonder who was more pissed off, you or the gifts.

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