Animals: Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my...

By SHIT-BREATH - 05/06/2013 16:03 - United Kingdom - Chepstow

Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML

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By Dogmom - 18/12/2018 17:30

Today, I couldn’t tell that my puppy had an upset stomach before I left for work. I came home to her covered in shit inside her crate. After cleaning her up and almost being done with the mess, my husband found where she had tried to lick herself clean and then vomited it up in our bedroom. FML

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By hadtocleanthemess - 28/06/2011 12:35 - Canada

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

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By morphea - 29/04/2015 22:54 - France - Chantepie

Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML

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By killjoyx - 23/07/2015 18:28 - United States - Suffolk

Today, when I woke up, my dog excitedly came up to me and licked my face. A few minutes later, I find out he had thrown up twice before he licked my face. FML

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By WellThatSucks - 23/05/2016 09:15 - United States

Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Shreveport

Today, while at work for a dog groomer, I picked up a new puppy that came in for a groom. I held it up at face level with me, baby talking it, when it promptly began peeing. Luckily, it didn't get on my clothes. Unluckily, it got onto my face and into my mouth. FML

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By Andrea Trevor - 30/04/2018 01:30

Today, I woke up at 5 a.m. to my dog jumping off of my bed. No big deal. I rolled over to the other side of the bed to fall back asleep and my face landed right in a puddle of his pee. I tasted it. FML

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By Anonymousagb - 24/04/2009 15:18 - United Arab Emirates

Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was a mosquito on my leg. I kicked at it with my foot only to realize that I had just kicked my adopted puppy in the face. Now, whenever I come into a room, he runs to the corner and pees. FML

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Bad omen

By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 13:34 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have our first kiss with each other, but my dog decided to let one rip, stinking up the whole room. My boyfriend still doesn't believe it was my dog who did it. FML

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Good boy

By Anonymous - 09/12/2020 23:02 - Germany

Today, I told my mom that the puppy she was cuddling had a piece of dried poo stuck to its butt. Her reaction was to pluck the poo with her bare hands, put it on the coffee table next to my food, and continue cuddling. FML

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chosenblades 8

Wednesday 5 June 2013 22:53

Would you like some hershey kisses?

Ambient25 24

Wednesday 5 June 2013 22:56

After all those times you pretended to throw the ball, that puppy knew payback was in order...

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chosenblades 8

Wednesday 5 June 2013 22:53

Would you like some hershey kisses?

diegoer 10

Wednesday 5 June 2013 22:54

Lol! Next time sniff before you kiss ;)

wlddog 14

Thursday 6 June 2013 0:08

That advice can be applied to so many things in life.

tygerarmy 35

Wednesday 5 June 2013 22:55

Aww, what a cute little poopy.

Ambient25 24

Wednesday 5 June 2013 22:56

After all those times you pretended to throw the ball, that puppy knew payback was in order...

love2killu 21

Thursday 6 June 2013 12:29

Omfg xD best comment of today

Gvfell 9

Friday 7 June 2013 5:26

"Hmm, my owner played a trick on me, better roll around in my own shit."

Rei_Ayanami 18

Wednesday 5 June 2013 22:56

I'm wondering how you didn't smell it before even seeing the dog. Puppy feces are quite pungent.

paddypurdy 7

Wednesday 5 June 2013 22:57

It's all ***** and giggles until... oh wait

Kyle_Kawi27 7

Wednesday 5 June 2013 22:57

Well atleast the puppy is still cute...sorry about your misfortune.

TypoH 7

Wednesday 5 June 2013 22:57

Well, that's just shitty isn't it. FYL

gAt_d 26

Thursday 6 June 2013 4:12

Your a clever one, eh?

maximus_prime 24

Wednesday 5 June 2013 22:58

I think you may need to see a doctor, there seems to be something wrong with your sense of smell. :-/

LadyNatasha 4

Wednesday 5 June 2013 22:58

FYL for, well... that. YDI somewhat, for not noticing the smell beforehand.

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Today, my girl was giving me a BJ when my dog started howling. She keeps going; my dog keeps howling. She stops, my dog stops. We start getting it on again and my girl starts giving me a BJ again; my dog starts howling louder this time. So we stop. My dog stopped me from getting some. This is a first. FML

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Today my boyfriend of one year dumped me. When I started crying, he said, “Want to know something that will make you hate me so you won’t be so sad?” and then told me he’s been cheating on me with multiple women, the entire time we’ve been dating. He thought that would comfort me. FML

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Today, my mom took me to an AA meeting because she said I needed help. I have never tried alcohol in my life, and told them this. I was then harangued by the "instructor" because apparently one of the signs of alcoholism is denial. FML

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Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML

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Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

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Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML

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Today, I went on a date with a guy who told me his main aim in life is to live alone in an isolated lighthouse. FML

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Today, I was late for an interview. Going into the elevator, a man ran up to the doors but since I was late, I pressed the "close" button. When I arrived to the office, the secretary asked me to wait. The boss walked in to interview me. The man whose face I closed the elevator doors on. FML

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Same thing different taste

Bad omen

Good boy

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