Animals: Today, my boss brought his cat to the office. Despite our no...

By anonymous - 06/02/2015 05:16 - Australia - Mitcham

Today, my boss brought his cat to the office. Despite our no pet policy, I still managed to get the blame when the crazy animal scratched 3 colleagues and peed on the floor after my boss left for bathroom. Apparently I was supposed to be "looking after it". FML

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Friday 6 February 2015 11:08

What grown man brings their cat to work

Jasim 17

Friday 6 February 2015 11:18

It would be a shame if someone left the door open.

Comments

penel96 15

Friday 6 February 2015 10:42

Can you report him?

Mightyrif 23

Friday 6 February 2015 11:25

Life isn't as easy as that.

Dreamsorrow93 24

Friday 6 February 2015 10:47

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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thevelociraptor 31

Friday 6 February 2015 11:27

Wtf?! Do you even have a subconscious? Gosh, that's enough internet for me for a while.

Dreamsorrow93 24

Friday 6 February 2015 11:44

Gosh I said "landing" as in it survive on its feet. I love kitties :(

jerryj 27

Friday 6 February 2015 11:54

So, by your logic, you express your love by throwing said persons/objects out the window?

Dreamsorrow93 24

Friday 6 February 2015 12:05

Yes. Love is pain. Let me love you with my knife. Then a window landing.

SBurrke 11

Friday 6 February 2015 14:44

Do you know what sarcasm is number 17?

ohSNAPyall 26

Friday 6 February 2015 15:39

I think you mean "conscience."

kipperin 18

Saturday 7 February 2015 1:00

Well 33, you don't.

YourOpinionSucks 22

Sunday 9 August 2015 11:40

Throw it out of the window? Nah, open the window and place it on the floor and let it run away? Definitely. He wouldn't be able to do shit against OP anyways because of the no pets policy. Should read "Today I was too pussy to stand up to my boss. FML." See what I did there?

hobbs96 26

Friday 6 February 2015 10:50

Shoulda turned the blame back around

VeganDarkLight 31

Friday 6 February 2015 10:57

For what?

pureportedpear 27

Friday 6 February 2015 10:58

Have you considered finding a new job? I would never work under a boss, who blames his own eployees for something that is obiosly his own fault, for more than necessary to find a new workplace