Tasty

By anon - 30/08/2015 18:44 - United States

Today, while babysitting, I made the kids and myself peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. When their parents came home, their dad took out the same container of peanut butter I had used and let their dog lick out of it. FML
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Isandri 29

Well, you did your job anyway. At least you strengthened the kids' immune system. How on earth would anyone assume that it was a dog treat?!

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Spark_Slicker 19

Maybe that was the first time he let the dog eat out of it to just finish the rest? Hopefully, at least.

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Isandri 29

Well, you did your job anyway. At least you strengthened the kids' immune system. How on earth would anyone assume that it was a dog treat?!

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kayposion 17

I hear dogs mouths are cleaner than ours!

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OysterPearls 33

15, I've seen dogs eat crap, lick their own behinds, and stick their faces in the behinds of other dogs. Pretty sure their mouths aren't cleaner than ours.

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Arestian 14

im pretty sure alot of people do that too as well

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Jowisee 29

You don't know where #15's mouth has been.

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Mmaster116 11

Mythbusters had tested the myth, found out a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's.

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muzy 23

#26 Eat faeces? what kind of intercourse are you having, for the love of God?

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

#34, I have four words for you: Two girls, one cup.

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DMA0712 22

Are you sure the kids ate their sandwiches and didn't just give them to the dog?

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pphead 5

The dad couldn't label the container or anything? Lmao I'm sorry that happened op, at least you had good intentions. But FYL.

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DocBastard 38

I never did understand why so many dog owners let their dogs lick their faces. Do they not realise where their dogs' tongues have been? You may as well rub your face directly in cat shit.

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ChimeraThorne 19

Thank you, someone with common sense. My in-laws think it's funny when their dog licks my kids faces (6 months and 4 years), and can't understand why I am so against it, because "he's just saying hello".

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Spark_Slicker 19

Maybe that was the first time he let the dog eat out of it to just finish the rest? Hopefully, at least.

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MetalxSoldier 26

I highly doubt it but I hope you're right.

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tantanpanda 26

If OP made the kids' sandwiches first, the dog's saliva might not have gotten on OP's sandwich. I don't think I'm a good optimist.

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HappyItalian 38

If I had a peanut butter jar uniquely used as a dog treat, I don't think I would place it with the food that I eat.

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Greattitan2 13

At least the father did not use the peanut butter for a darker purpose

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Morning_fml 22

Nobody in their right mind would use peanut butter for a "darker purpose".

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HappyItalian 38

Yes, because that's exactly what he wants to do as soon as he gets home in front of his kids and the babysitter.

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JustinJK 21

I use peanut butter for darker purposes :):)

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Lalala579121 27

Look at the bright side, it's still better than if they had drunk out of the toilet.

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Jowisee 29

Ugh, thats disgusting. Why some people think it's OK to do things like that, I'll never know.

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