Tasty
By anon - 30/08/2015 18:44 - United States
By anon - 30/08/2015 18:44 - United States
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
By Mary - 19/10/2009 01:11 - France
By Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00
Well, you did your job anyway. At least you strengthened the kids' immune system. How on earth would anyone assume that it was a dog treat?!
I hear dogs mouths are cleaner than ours!
15, I've seen dogs eat crap, lick their own behinds, and stick their faces in the behinds of other dogs. Pretty sure their mouths aren't cleaner than ours.
im pretty sure alot of people do that too as well
You don't know where #15's mouth has been.
people do that too but call it sex
Mythbusters had tested the myth, found out a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's.
#26 Eat faeces? what kind of intercourse are you having, for the love of God?
Either way, OP ate one also.
I never did understand why so many dog owners let their dogs lick their faces. Do they not realise where their dogs' tongues have been? You may as well rub your face directly in cat shit.
Thank you, someone with common sense. My in-laws think it's funny when their dog licks my kids faces (6 months and 4 years), and can't understand why I am so against it, because "he's just saying hello".
Maybe that was the first time he let the dog eat out of it to just finish the rest? Hopefully, at least.
If I had a peanut butter jar uniquely used as a dog treat, I don't think I would place it with the food that I eat.
At least the father did not use the peanut butter for a darker purpose
Nobody in their right mind would use peanut butter for a "darker purpose".
Yes, because that's exactly what he wants to do as soon as he gets home in front of his kids and the babysitter.
Look at the bright side, it's still better than if they had drunk out of the toilet.
Ugh, thats disgusting. Why some people think it's OK to do things like that, I'll never know.
'IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!'
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Well, you did your job anyway. At least you strengthened the kids' immune system. How on earth would anyone assume that it was a dog treat?!
Maybe that was the first time he let the dog eat out of it to just finish the rest? Hopefully, at least.