Animals: Oh no…

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By OhWait - 23/10/2015 00:18 - United States - Schenectady

Today, after six weeks of dealing with various exterminators, my roommate and I were about to toast to what we were told was a wasp-free room. That's when we noticed several much smaller wasps flying around. Not only is our wasp problem not solved, but our room is a wasp breeding ground. FML

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By BearGrillz - 17/08/2009 23:40 - United States

Today, there were some wasps getting in my bedroom from a hole in the frame of my window. I went outside with some spray and took out their entrance. What I didnt know is that when you spray wasps, they go the other direction. I now have 60+ wasps flying around my bedroom. FML

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Home invasion

By Need_more_spiders - 08/08/2023 14:00

Today, after already living with two wasps' nests, as well as gnats that plague our flower pots, we've also discovered moths in our pantry, who've ruined all of the food. FML

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Bedlam

By Snow-White - 04/07/2014 00:27 - United Kingdom - Wilmslow

Today, I found a wasp in my kitchen, so I opened the back door and left the room for 10 minutes in the hope that it would fly away. Upon returning, I found that there were now three wasps, a vicious cat and a very panicked pigeon crashing around the room. FML

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You deserved it 19 154

By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 17:51 - United States - State College

Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML

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Social parasites

By wasp infestation - 03/10/2016 04:54 - United States - Aurora

Today, the owner of the house I'm renting said he doesn't want to pay $4000 to fumigate the home, and that he'll take care of the issue himself. I have killed 30 angry wasps in the last hour. There are thousands living in the walls, but I think their favorite place is my bathroom and my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2016 12:24 - United States - Houston

Today, a wasp ended up in the house. Normally, I'd just open a door to outside and run for cover, but my 3-year-old son was home, so I decided to be brave and kill it. It flew into the air vents. We're now playing wasp roulette every time we enter a room. FML

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You deserved it 1 849

My little friends

By Annonymous - 18/10/2012 14:41 - United States

Today, an exterminator sprayed for cockroaches in my dorm room. After classes I got back to find three large cockroaches on top of my bed. Now that the exterminator has sprayed everything, all the cockroaches are coming out. FML

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Wasps can **** right off

By Ohthepain - 31/03/2023 14:00

Today, I got back home to my completely locked-up apartment after a long and stressful family visit. On digging through my nice clean clothes for something comfy to change into, I was set upon and stung by a great dirty wasp hiding in there. How the fuck did it get in? Are there more of them in here with me?! FML

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By Anonim23 - 15/08/2019 20:00

Today, the spiders in my house are so big that they catch wasps in their webs. FML

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Horrible little things

By Anonymous - 27/05/2021 02:01 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, after three visits from exterminators and another from a steam cleaner, I still have bedbugs. FML

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Bibblejomin 18

Friday 23 October 2015 10:24

Well, it seems that burning your house down is the only sensible solution. Good luck with that, dude.

juicy_extasy 25

Friday 23 October 2015 10:27

Consider moving out and sanitizing all your stuff so you don't transport the wasps to the new place if you do

Comments

Bibblejomin 18

Friday 23 October 2015 10:24

Well, it seems that burning your house down is the only sensible solution. Good luck with that, dude.

elcee1987 18

Saturday 24 October 2015 10:48

Honest to God I really think this is the only solution here.

dragoongirl90 34

Friday 23 October 2015 10:25

That must bug the hell out of you.

LilMissCanadian 22

Friday 23 October 2015 12:38

Time for them to fly out of there!

mermaidkeels 26

Friday 23 October 2015 10:27

Time for you and your roommate to get packing!

juicy_extasy 25

Friday 23 October 2015 10:27

Consider moving out and sanitizing all your stuff so you don't transport the wasps to the new place if you do

gosh_mate 30

Friday 23 October 2015 10:28

Hey at least it's not a spider problem?

aimbug 42

Friday 23 October 2015 11:50

I honestly don't know which of these I would prefer.

grimboots 3

Friday 23 October 2015 13:00

They should get spiders to catch the wasps. Problem solved!

MidnaLink 33

Friday 23 October 2015 13:39

I'll take spiders. Much easier to kill and flush.

lexiieeex3 32

Friday 23 October 2015 14:30

Spiders don't sting so the answer is pretty clear to me...

RedPandax 23

Friday 23 October 2015 14:54

True, spiders don't sting, but they do bite.

anythingrandom 23

Friday 23 October 2015 14:55

#25 what planet are you from? :p spiders do sting/bite and are often more venomous than wasps.

VeganVampyre 26

Friday 23 October 2015 21:26

#30, what planet are YOU from? Spiders definitely do not sting, as they don't have stingers (they do bite). As for being more venomous than wasps, where I live we don't have any venomous spiders at all so no, they're not always. And in my experience spiders are by far the lesser of two evils so I'm with #25, wasp stings hurt like hell and spiders are basically harmless. I'd much rather have a spider problem than a wasp problem.

gosh_mate 30

Friday 23 October 2015 22:53

Well living in Australia there are poisonous spiders around haha. I have both wasps and spiders on my backyard actually, the wasps tend to stay away from us.