Kids: Today, our 2-year-old poured honey on our baby. FML

By Anonymous - 01/03/2017 20:00

Today, our 2-year-old poured honey on our baby. FML

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Today, I asked my one-year-old to come and give mommy a kiss. She did and it was really sweet, until she tried to spit a piece of dog food into my mouth. FML

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Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

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By shitface - 25/01/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML

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By MommyProblems - 19/01/2014 05:17 - United States

Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML

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By Amber Rutledge - 27/01/2018 00:00

Today, my 2-year-old learned how to open the fridge lock. I came out of the bathroom to what she called a "scrambled egg breakfast". FML

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By Fffhjno - 28/09/2016 18:15 - United States - Providence

Today, I saw my two-year-old son trying to floss his teeth. He was using an earthworm. FML

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By Carolina R-h - 18/06/2019 16:30

Today, my 2-year-old woke up from her nap with a full diaper, then decided to climb down from her bed and got stuck under the railing, leaving a stinky trail of poop everywhere. FML

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By Lisaa918 - 10/06/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter was playing in the kitchen. I went to go have a look and she was pretend cooking. When I asked what she was making she said "look mommy, chocolate!" and stuck her finger in my mouth. It wasn't chocolate. FML

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Wednesday 1 March 2017 20:04

Well ain't that sweet?

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Thursday 2 March 2017 4:08

Oh sweet baby Jesus...

Comments

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Thursday 2 March 2017 18:50

That's what discipline/punishment is for.

Razell 13

Thursday 2 March 2017 23:46

You'll be a great parent. /sarc No, this is when you make the two-year-old help you wash the honey off the baby, so they know how to clean up the messes they make. Besides, it'll be punishment enough that they parents now have these photos to bring out when the two-year-old is old enough to bring home a date.