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By hurts - 04/05/2009 18:48 - Canada

Today, I was helping my friend wash dishes. As I went to grab some tongs to dry them, I impaled my forearm on a knife that was sticking blade up. My friend wanted to finish the dishes before taking me to the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 02:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping tidy up after my girlfriend's flat warming. I went to put a sharp kitchen knife in the sink while she was washing dishes, and stabbed her in the finger instead. FML

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By Prae - 01/10/2012 05:47 - United States - Dallas

Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML

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Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML

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By Ouch - 26/10/2019 22:00

Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML

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You deserved it 182

By zztopspinner - 14/03/2012 19:11 - United States

Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML

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By tradwife blues - 22/08/2023 15:02 - United States

Today, I was chopping veggies for dinner and accidentally sliced through my thumbnail and into my finger. I wrapped it and finished cooking, despite being in considerable pain. My husband patted my shoulder and said sympathetically, "Don’t worry about the dishes babe. You can just do them tomorrow.” FML

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You deserved it 154

By Anonymous - 20/09/2010 09:37 - Australia

Today, I was emptying the cutlery section of the dishwasher when I reached down and accidentally got the tip of a steak knife wedged half-way under my fingernail. My mum yelled at me for getting blood on the clean dishes. FML

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You deserved it 3 857

By Anonymous - 19/02/2017 01:00 - Australia - Stretton

Today, I was in the shower washing my hair when my hand ran down the shower caddy and in particular, on my razor. If I wasn't woozy from all the blood splatter around the shower - seeing the bone that connects my finger definitely did it. FML

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You deserved it 771

By DiiiDiiine - 27/10/2014 14:22 - France - Limoges

Today, I cut myself pretty badly with a knife. I was bleeding quite a lot, so I yelled to my husband to bring me some kitchen roll, along with the first aid kit. He rushed in with the roll… to clean the floor. FML

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By HarvestMoon_gal - 24/07/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML

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blaucha 0

Monday 4 May 2009 22:59

what an asshole.

Komatose 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:04

You should've stabbed him/her and then said "You're right, these dishes do need cleaning."

Comments

Fml37 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:19

You should have stabbed your friend.

wow_fmylife 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:20

alright YDI for NOT noticing that the knife was sticking up! but fyl because your friend chose dishes over you. but that sucks, hope it didnt hurt TOO bad...

Cyborg6060 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:21

Think of it as another pocket on your forearm!

brendons 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:21

um your life is ****** but i call bullshit your bleeding all over the kitchen is not going to make your OCD friend happy who needed the dishes done

brendons 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:21

um your life is ****** but i call bullshit your bleeding all over the kitchen is not going to make your OCD friend happy who needed the dishes done

kingsley_fml 8

Monday 4 May 2009 23:23

#10 is friggin brilliant. Take care dude, there's a lot of rogue knives out there. >_>

tweety09 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:24

BITCH!!!!!

liquidpaper 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:24

Screw the people who say YDI for not noticing the knife sticking up. Accidents happen, that's why you don't leave knives sticking up! (Unless you were the one who left the knife that way, in which case let that be a lesson to you)

mehwhateverr 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:26

1. I'm so sorry that happened to you. I cringed just thinking about how much it would hurt. 2. Please find new friends. You help them wash dishes in their house (which you did NOT have to do), you end up getting hurt and they care more about plates than you? You don't deserve that.