I call bullshit!

I did something similar only it was the dull end of the needle sticking out of a couch cushion. Not nearly as bad as a knife, although it went into my hand and hurt like a bitch. You need better friends. ASAP.

Time for a new friend.

What a shitty friend. Seriously.

lol, that sucks, i cant believe anyone would do that

I require more details: Was it a steak knife? Did you barely cut yourself? Are you a hypochondriac? Maybe your friend thought you were being overly dramatic. I assume that you were reaching for the tongs with your primary hand, clearly you're not in enough pain to not be typing an FML, so you're obviously not worried about too much seepage from your stitches right now. Did you get stitches? On the other hand, if you sliced your arm open on a giant freaking butcher's knife and it was totally an accident, your friend is a loser, and you are so stoic for telling us your heroic story, even though you're being force to type with your wounded arm. My sympathies.

YDI if your the one that left the knife blade up. If you didnt, FYL

welp sorry

#13: Grammar is important, but when you do shit like act as a grammar Nazi, you just look like a ******* douchebag. Why? Because you're one of those busy body people in this world that can't something if it isn't up to par and you have to ******* say something about it.

get a new friend