A good grunting

By Anonymous - 06/01/2013 13:06 - United States - Tampa

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Today, I realized my girlfriend makes the same exact noises in bed and when she eats. I don't know if I'm a really good cook or a really bad lover. FML
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Valdrek 26

It's good if she makes those noises during oral, means you are giving her something filing and satisfying

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emit97 8

Or your bad at both and she's a good faker haha Jk

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_W00H00_ 6

She's eating your love?

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xrudeboyrock 29

I fail to see the problem here. Food and sex are two of the best things I can think of.

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Grimnirwher9 21

Good point. According to Sigmund Freud, eating is one of the most erotic things people do.

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astro20 5

Well maybe your good at both.

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iAmPaul 49

All these oral sex jokes yet no one realizes that OP is a girl? smh.

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Valiumknights44 12

#90 Well as long as it's her yummy food sound that she's making during sex and not her this shit sucks sound OP should be good.

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thejust666 6

Don't stop what your doing dude!!, that's a good sign!

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Amathiel 17

Got the same problem but in reverse and harder: my boyfriend makes no noise in bed but moans deeply when eating the food I cook for him.

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