A good grunting

By Anonymous - 06/01/2013 13:06 - United States - Tampa

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Today, I realized my girlfriend makes the same exact noises in bed and when she eats. I don't know if I'm a really good cook or a really bad lover. FML
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Valdrek 26

It's good if she makes those noises during oral, means you are giving her something filing and satisfying

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deedoubles 6

Does this remind anyone about the Seinfeld episode where George is dating someone who makes orgasmic noises when she eats?

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needsagf14 12

That's actually normal. They say the 2 basic human desires are food and sex, and they tend to react similarly to both, especially in the sounds they make.

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friedbunnies 9

The two are one and the same.

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peace_love_shit 7

You're probably a bad lover and a bad cook and she fakes both.

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JPattonD 6

Maybe your love making is just delicious.

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rabid_otaku 29

Or she's snacking on something every time you hump her.

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BowlingCat 18

Once I was with my boyfriend and I realized he makes the same noises when he's licking off his plate after eating lasagna as when he's kissing my neck.

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