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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 18:40 - Latvia - Riga

Today, while giving a lecture on gender equality in the workplace, a woman yelled from the back, asking me why I'm not out starting a war somewhere. I stopped talking and tried to pinpoint her in the crowd, which she took as a sign to snort and call me a pussy. Nobody would back me up. FML

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spaerro 8

Monday 19 November 2012 3:04

I would start a war right there.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Monday 19 November 2012 3:15

Call her out. "COME SAY THAT TO MY FACE, BITCH! No? Well you should try some of my famous Shut the Fucupcakes, then."

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saIty 17

Monday 19 November 2012 3:25

Well why the **** was she not in the kitchen?

ilovecandie 0

Monday 19 November 2012 3:32

Bullying at it's finest

ICastillo 24

Monday 19 November 2012 3:55

You should have got a used condom and found her and slap her across the face and put her in her place.

rhidiculous 4

Monday 19 November 2012 4:53

That was an impressive number of 'her' uses in one sentence.

ebolson 6

Monday 19 November 2012 7:07

Clever my friend

RoboCunnilingus 23

Monday 19 November 2012 4:00

Ask her how can you still hear her from the kitchen. Facetiously, of course, considering the topic of your lecture.

gracehi 31

Monday 19 November 2012 6:30

Well, she DID ask him why he wasn't starting a war, something men have traditionally done throughout history, so yeah, that would be a brilliant parallel retort. I bet OP is thinking "Damn! I wish I woulda said that!"

johnny_derp 3

Tuesday 20 November 2012 3:52

or how about we don't stoop to the level of misogynist neckbeards?

ideasrule 13

Monday 19 November 2012 4:06

Why would you expect anyone to back you up? Face it, nobody likes hearing any lecture at work, whether related to gender equality or not. Everybody there is probably wondering when they could get out.

SoylentCandycorn 10

Monday 19 November 2012 4:25

If the OP is such a pussy, why did she say those things when she was hiding in a crowd and made no effort to say those things to his face? I guess she's not as much of a badass as she pretends.

chris_42 11

Monday 19 November 2012 5:15

Maybe your next lecture should be on irony.

Roman4545 0

Monday 19 November 2012 5:27

Why are you giving such a useless lecture in the first place? It's obvious that bitches like that will never be satisfied no matter how many of their ridiculous demands you meet. YDI.

copo37 7

Monday 19 November 2012 5:34

Well, because in most businesses it's required? Someone could of complained to HR and following up on the complaint they give a hearing. That way when someone complains again saying they didn't do anything they have covered their asses.