Love: A Poopy Proposal

A Poopy Proposal

By aliciababy24 - 25/07/2017 21:00 - Australia - Ashburton

Today, while on a weekend away, my boyfriend and I went for a walk. I now get to tell everyone the story of how my boyfriend got down on one knee into a pile of cow shit while proposing. FML

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By CombatShadow45 - 25/11/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML

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Nervous

By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2017 01:00 - United Kingdom - Halstead

Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML

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By hh. - 05/12/2014 21:13 - United States - Clear Lake

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML

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How romantic

By Anonymous - 15/06/2012 17:12 - United States - Salem

Today, I received the photos my friend took of me proposing to my girlfriend. I'd proposed at the place we'd first met: the local zoo. When I looked them over, I noticed there was an elephant taking a shit in the background. FML

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Thanks, I guess…

By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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Haecceitas 13

Wednesday 12 July 2017 18:58

Seriously? Things like that happen... be happy he still wants to marry you after being such a negative person.

notafoot 8

Tuesday 25 July 2017 14:48

I'd love a proposal story like that, it's hilarious! Practise telling it so it sounds super romantic, and then drop the cow shit in at the end. Brilliant.

Comments

Ray_of_midnight 22

Wednesday 26 July 2017 1:01

In fifteen or so years you're going to tell this story to your teenaged children and laugh.

Talented73 54

Wednesday 26 July 2017 2:43

See all the shit he's willing to take for you? I hope you said "Yes".

Prks 6

Wednesday 26 July 2017 3:45

Must of been a shitty proposal .......no ? Okay

codytallica 38

Wednesday 26 July 2017 8:06

You must not be from the south lol

Jessica Everson 3

Wednesday 26 July 2017 10:08

My husband proposed right after I said the words, "I need to poop." It's one of our favourite stories to tell now - we still laugh about it to this day :)

FMLreally?getoverit 7

Wednesday 26 July 2017 12:41

Wow, how ungrateful do you need to be? Your boyfriend planned a nice proposal for you and all you can do is bitch about how he knelt in cow poo? Maybe you don't deserve the guy at all. I'd be withdrawing the proposal quicker than I cleaned my knee if I was him. High maintenance much.....

Akitakat 31

Wednesday 26 July 2017 14:47

Why are you complaining? A unique proposal is a cool thing to have. It stands out & you guys will still get a laugh out of it in your older years. Relax a bit more & enjoy the quirky parts of life. You'll be a lot happier for it.