Transportation and Cars: A tad overbearing

A tad overbearing

By nehadrihan - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Oceanside

Today, my mom decided to follow me during my driving test. She rear ended me. FML

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By iloveyoutoomom - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France

Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff - United States - Stamford

Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML

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By williebees - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Huntsville

Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a girl in front of me who clearly wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML

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Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML

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By Username - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML

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By Hit-and-Run - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Mexico - Juárez

Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML

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larrena2377 26

Friday 21 March 2014 13:34

I'm sorry! My mother is pushy and overprotective too so I know how you feel. Hopefully she'll back off a little next time

Kamon97 23

Friday 21 March 2014 13:35

She better pay for the retake test >.

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adam_tajyar 10

Friday 21 March 2014 22:24

You can't be penalized for someone rear ending. So hopefully u still passed

xmusic4lifex 13

Friday 21 March 2014 22:26

Well, now you know how not to drive.

Elfkid21 19

Saturday 22 March 2014 4:48

that blows, pal.... = did you get your license, since TECHNICALLY it wasn't your fault?

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 18 August 2015 13:52

Did you still pass?

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