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Aaaaaaaaaaah!

By whyme_ss - 20/07/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time. I sat in the back, which was a bad idea. When it ended everyone in front of me turned around and stared. When I asked my friend what was going on, she said I had been screaming the Lord's Prayer the whole time. I hadn't even noticed. FML

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By Cliffhanger - 10/05/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family and we all decided to ride the tallest rollercoaster. As soon as the ride got going, I realized I'd made a huge mistake and was too terrified to open my eyes. I spent the entire ride screaming, with my hands over my eyes, and afterwards my cousin called me a wuss. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time in years. Almost immediately, I realized that my shorts were no match for the forces of gravity. I spent the rest of the ride clinging to my seat for dear life while trying to subtly cover my exposed ass. FML

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By monsterdanceman - 23/10/2013 23:16 - United States - Ozark

Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 11:10 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML

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By rollerSWEETness - 03/06/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML

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By pussyOUT - 01/09/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids. When we were on the Ferris wheel, I discovered my fear of heights. I hyperventilated, screamed from our seat "LET ME OUT! OH GOD LET ME OUT!!" I also began crying hysterically. They stopped the ride for me to get off. I'm a 45 year old man. FML

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By Darth Vomitus - 10/08/2012 18:54 - United States - Mequon

Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML

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By Trisha - 07/10/2023 10:00 - United States

Today, I went to a theme park with my friends. I was excited to ride the rollercoasters, but just as we were about to get on the biggest one, I realized I'd had left my glasses in the car. I can't see shit without them, but I decided to go on the ride anyway. I spent the entire time screaming in terror while my friends laughed, while I couldn't see a thing. FML

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By carl_carl_ - 13/07/2015 15:10 - United States - Wichita

Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2014 19:40 - United States - Clive

Today, at my local amusement park, I decided it'd be fun to meet someone on the roller coaster by sitting alone and hoping that someone nice would sit next to me. I rode the roller coaster 7 times. I sat alone each time. FML

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ama17 0

Monday 20 July 2009 23:18

That's quite a new take on just screaming, "OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!"

Shock98 0

Monday 20 July 2009 23:17

hahahah. what the heckkk. how did you not notice that?

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Travestie616 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 12:35

Wow. You really need to get laid.

tatertot8284 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 14:09

The OP didn't even say they were religious. The Lord's Prayer is a widely known prayer. And just so you guys know, debating whether prayer is effective or not does not change it's power(or lack thereof). Arguing this is pointless.

ozymandias_fml 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 15:09

You know -- non-religious people don't scream prayers. Funny thing about that.

Sparkey 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 14:22

I believe in God. I believe that Jesus is the son of God and proof of God. I believe that Jesus died for our sins. I believe what the Bible says is truth, because I question it and find no fault. I believe praying can make a big difference.

ozymandias_fml 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 14:51

YDI for beliving in fairy tales.

diabetic_rage 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 15:58

the amount of fail in all of these comments is simply unbelievable.

diabetic_rage 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 15:59

AGREED 100%

diabetic_rage 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 16:03

ugh, stupid comment system that was meant to be a reply to #174

sydney9_fml 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 17:18

This is not a site where people come and argue religion. It's supposed to make you laugh. If it offends you, don't read it. Shut up.

mattz_fml 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 18:49

"But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen do: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking."

Bullshet 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 18:50

Some people on here need to get over themselves. Her being religious is really none of your business.

medusachic666 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 19:09

Think I might have to make an FML that goes sort of like this... "Today, I was reading some FMLs cause they usually cheer me up and make me laugh. I saw this one hilarious one about a kid who got so scared on a rollercoaster that they screamed the Lord's Prayer, and I cracked up. Then I saw how many comments there were on that post and decided to see what all the fuss was about. I was then hit by the biggest wave of anti-religious hate that I have ever experienced in my entire life. Sucks that they have no lives, but I still think FML." Seriously, who bothers to discuss religion HERE?? How idiotic and pathetic ARE all of you? I'm with diabetic_rage, this is the biggest amount of comment fail that I have ever seen in my entire life. Go outside, all of you. Find something better to do than troll and argue religion on a joke website. Sounds like YOU ALL need to get laid. You'll get disgusting and fat if you keep sitting in front of a computer arguing about pointless things and wasting your lives. Get some exercise.