Relatable, Awkward, Argument and Love: About last night… - FML

About last night…

By Couch Potato - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Elk Grove

Today, my girlfriend got mad at me because I slept on the couch last night. She also seems to have forgotten that we had an argument last night, after which she stormed into our bedroom and locked me out. FML

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Top comments

MrConcise 34

Thursday 3 October 2013 8:31

That's a pretty ****** defense mechanism.

AlittleSanity 11

Thursday 3 October 2013 8:35

Has anyone else ever wondered how a woman would respond to being locked out of the bedroom because a guy got mad at her for something? I'm imagining the barrage of insults he would get.

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dafuqlou 6

Thursday 3 October 2013 19:53

Lmao xD

limabeans101029 20

Thursday 3 October 2013 20:01

Arguments like that are so pointless.

icepick23 12

Thursday 3 October 2013 21:06

She is crazy. Get out now!

peacejunior 12

Thursday 3 October 2013 21:06

You could use the window you know.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 3 October 2013 22:28

Did she expect you to sleep on the floor or something?

reaxion 25

Friday 4 October 2013 3:15

Strikes me that she's messing with you and will use anything as an excuse for a fight.

escobar07 10

Friday 4 October 2013 18:33

Whos paying the bills? If you are then she should be in the dog house

Jeffy91 28

Saturday 5 October 2013 15:48

Typical couple troubles. Will they ever cease??? lol

phoneYuNOlisten 16

Saturday 5 October 2013 16:54

Who's house were you at?

Evilpishi 18

Sunday 6 October 2013 3:41

I'm sorry OP... She's cheating on you and covering up with random acts of anger as a defense mechanism.

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