Sliding down

By Anonymous - 04/10/2021 07:59

Today, I had way too much to drink at a work picnic and started crying at about my ex, who cheated on me, while sitting on top of a slide at a playground. FML
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RichardPencil 30

That's horrible! I'm sure many children were traumatized seeing your ex having seated sex on the top of the slide with another woman. It wouldn't have been much better if it was you with him on the slide, except there wouldn't have been the indigity of cheating.

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Yudith 24

This is why you never drink more than one or two glasses of wine/bottles of beer/Bloody Caesar at work picnics. Or work parties in general.

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RichardPencil 30

That's horrible! I'm sure many children were traumatized seeing your ex having seated sex on the top of the slide with another woman. It wouldn't have been much better if it was you with him on the slide, except there wouldn't have been the indigity of cheating.

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mick3446 15

There is a special place in Hell for crying drunks.

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Yudith 24

This is why you never drink more than one or two glasses of wine/bottles of beer/Bloody Caesar at work picnics. Or work parties in general.

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Hangryko 29

He's not worth your tears. Be liberated without him.

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j.b. 1

Are you ... are you serious?

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OnReceivingEnd 17

As soon as OP talked about getting drunk, this became a YDI.

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