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By biggieT - 14/06/2012 02:21 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

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Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
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MrFuzzles 5

You did her so good... You knocked her unconscious AND gave her an ******. Kudos to you champion of the bedroom.

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KitGrey 4

Anyone else disturbed that he apparently noticed she had fallen asleep kept going?

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TrueTriage 16

I don't know about you guys but I read it in English.

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aJaguarinRed 9

This tells me OP is doing fine, it's the wife that fails. Stick up for your sex life! There is nothing more annoying than the dumb shit who won't even try.

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auspycious 0

It's all about effort bro. You should've fallen asleep on top of her

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ultra_notorious 26

That really sucks man. There is no reason in the world why an ****** should be faked.

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ChickInGreenVans 12

Im with you on that one..

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groupleader 7

You must be doing something wrong, she never falls asleep on me.

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goliatron 9

Maybe you should change your username to "smallieT."

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Irakli_1 27

If you're so bad in bed, it's totally your fault.

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noisebox 1

Who cares as long as you got your cookie, you should have come knocking at her back door that would have kept her awake : p

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