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By Unknown - 18/10/2011 04:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2012 07:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2016 20:56 - United States

Today, I tried to get my boyfriend's attention by taking my bra off and tossing it at him. He only put it on as a hat and kept playing his video games. FML

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By notsohappy - 18/02/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML

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Follow the script

By ufhdafuhds - 19/03/2009 23:31 - Egypt

Today, I had sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pocket. Turns out he'd written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML

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Defeated

By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 23:08

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML

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Noob

By lameows - 04/04/2015 01:57 - United States

Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML

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Noobs

By Blueberrypicc - 13/08/2010 01:01 - United States

Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML

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Absolute beginners

By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 20:00 - Spain - Ripollet

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML

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Mr Floppy

By rachiej8 - 10/06/2012 04:13 - United States - Fairlee

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said, "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML

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Xquisite1 28

Tuesday 18 October 2011 12:05

Sounds like someone is too young to even be considering sex.

schpanki 11

Tuesday 18 October 2011 11:55

You just got bra blocked! Lesson learned - bras are evil.

Comments

BigOrca 2

Tuesday 18 October 2011 16:40

If all else fails use a knife or cut the dam bra off. They ain't hard to operate.

noelteen 2

Tuesday 18 October 2011 16:42

Wear a sports bra next time.

FrankHotpants 31

Tuesday 18 October 2011 16:52

I love video games just as much as the next guy but there just isn't a game out there I'd rather play then have some SEX.

iammeat 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 17:00

Damn. All you need are three fingers and a snapping action... Easy when you know. Alternatively, the mouth. Even easier :)

toneroc23 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 17:01

I would of rip tht bra off...lol

havocmike 3

Tuesday 18 October 2011 17:07

He's not ready. Either help him And he patient or find yourself a man, not a boy

odexy 12

Tuesday 18 October 2011 17:31

If it's his first time taking off your bra then you really shouldn't be having sex yet in the first place o.O

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 18 October 2011 19:41

Her being ready for sex has nothing to do with this.. Why else would any guy be taking off a girls bra other than for sex.. at some point there has to be a first time at removing the bra.