Sex, Virginity and Intimacy: Admit it

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By aces10 - 25/01/2009 13:52 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML

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By virginmary - 06/12/2009 08:07 - United States

Today, my mom told me that I am going to end up getting myself pregnant. I am 21 and a virgin. She continued to yell at me and call me a liar all night. I don't know which is worse, being a 21 year old virgin or my mother accusing me of lying about it. FML

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Early start

By KoNi - 21/11/2008 07:23 - France

Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

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By loser - 02/03/2016 00:20 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML

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Never ever

By notgettinsome - 10/11/2013 06:15 - Australia

Today, my mother was scolding my youngest sister for having unprotected sex with yet another partner. She continued with, "Why can't you be like your brother and just never have sex?" I'm 22, and she's not wrong. FML

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By blegh - 27/12/2011 21:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

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You deserved it 8 884

By poorlyparented - 16/06/2015 12:05 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my coworker decided to give me "the talk". I'm 21 and not a virgin, yet most of what she said was new to me. FML

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You deserved it 5 732

By Confused - 15/09/2009 09:58 - United States

Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML

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Projection much, Mom?

By Anonymous - 10/12/2022 14:00 - United States - Bellevue

Today, my mother brought my sex life in front of an entire family gathering. I lost my virginity at 17 and when she found out she called me a whore. This time, she told the family I'd slept with 100 men by the time I was 18. I’m 40 and my body count is 10. FML

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You deserved it 245

Uptight girl, she's been living in her uptight world…

By TheVirginJenny - 07/10/2012 00:05 - United States - Spanaway

Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML

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You deserved it 7 897

By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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You deserved it 87 041

maiden_girl 5

Saturday 14 February 2009 9:27

No shame there. =p I'm 18 (almost 19 this year) old virgin. I'm female. Don't know why but I don't normally meet guys who find this quality very appealing about a girl... weird.

aimee0027 17

Sunday 5 August 2012 5:02

Being a virgin shouldn't be seen as a bad thing. There's no shame in it.

Comments

MukyDaCookie 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 6:57

Well you still have 18 good years before you can have a movie made about yourself.

aoife123 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 13:59

haha 38, made me laugh :)

Jackthestripper 0

Friday 10 April 2009 15:57

Feelin the pain

AkeemKN 1

Friday 17 April 2009 1:05

Almost an 18- year old male virgin. Still waiting til marriage for another virgin. Will never marry a person I don't get along with or who isn't a virgin.

zomohobo 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 9:30

Good for you. It's rare to find that quality nowadays

iamwilson12 4

Monday 16 April 2012 8:19

You won't marry someone if they're not a virgin..? Even if you love everything else about her..? That's kinda harsh in my opinion. She could've made a bad mistake, had really low self-esteem and a manipulative guy came along... A lot of girls even lose their virginity from being raped.. Just saying.

kdrapkin22 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 0:29

i respect you so much!!!! i'm 16. virgin. i'm hoping to be like you.

Pearson_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 9:21

well, if you're a chick, I can solve your "21-year-old-virgin" problem.

omfg_whyGodwhy 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 16:35

I'm 18, and have never kissed, nor had a boyfriend, let alone have sex. I don't see why it's a big deal, except that your bro is going to be a daddy as a teen. f HIS life.

ikickyourbutt 9

Saturday 14 May 2011 7:42

You, my friend, are my hero.

zomohobo 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 9:32

I wish more people thought like you

SirAlan 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 23:49

I'm 21 virgin and it wont be changing any time soon! Big deal man! U cnt choose ur life, ur life chooses U! - to an extent!

SohJinh 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 0:48

I'm a 21 year old virgin and my 17 year old brother has had a girlfriend for the past 6 months, and has had sex many a time. I've been rejected by every single girl that I've ever liked and I'm scared that I'll die alone. =( (and for the record, I couldn't laugh at 'The 40 year old virgin' at all because I was thinking about how I might end up like that...)

lolretard 0

Monday 30 April 2012 7:08

Know the feel :(

SuicidalFuckUp 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 8:26

LOL not to rub it in your face, but I'm 14 and had sex already. I also fingered her.

Yuuki_chan_fml 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 7:28

Wow, we're all so jealous. Thanks for sharing? Kinda uneccesary though xD

brit8741 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 2:24

Bahahahah. And I'm sure you will have many attractive STD's soon. 16 year old virgin and I'm staying that way until I get married. it's a big deal, and there are sooo many ways you can screw up your life by having sex when you're a teenager.

ikickyourbutt 9

Saturday 14 May 2011 7:44

That's gross. And at 14 too.... What a shame

dixiefoxx 22

Thursday 18 April 2013 15:29

Ugh. Gross. When I was 14, I didn't think of having sex that much, and the closest thing to having sex was having a boyfriend.

wrestler17 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 22:37

Number forty that's ****** up... Not marrying someone be aide they're not a virgin? Please, don't ever have children, god knows that what you would teach them let alone be understanding enough to get along with them and know how to handle parenthood.... Virginity or lack there of is not a character judgement and people should not be judged because of it... How someone treats sex might be a bit better and even better yet how the person treats the other person, people can have casual sex or have it be a seldom sacred event it all depends on the person knowing what they want out of it and knowing what their partner wants and they should be honest straightforward and communicate that with each other and they should be safe.... Virgins shouldn't ride around on some high horse especially as a social defense because that's just unhealthy for your self honesty and for the honesty and thought process within society- if that makes any sort of sense at all