Ahem

By Bucko321 - 30/03/2009 01:18 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML
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Haha #11, I definitely had a similar conversation. My boyfriend and I were messing around and one of us was leaning against my phone, which called my mum and left her a long voice mail. Agony.

#8, to be honest, your comment creeps me out more than the fact that the dad was listening in on the phone. I doubt he was rubbing one off or anything. Also, as #21 said, why are so many of you blabbering on and on about cell phones? What the hell do you think house phones are FOR? TALKING ON, believe it or not. I'm not going to use up my cell phone minutes when I can use a landline...

wickedsick 0

uhhhh. well, at least he wasn't a pervert and picked up the phone and put it on speaker while people were over. use a cell phone. or use the house phone when NO ONE IS HOME.

jaxx11 0

next time you should just DO the nasty instead of TALKING nasty

Okay, so maybe OP doesn't have a cell phone. But you know what? If you're using a FAMILY PHONE LINE in which ANYBODY IN THE FAMILY can pick up at ANY TIME.. You don't use that phone. You wait until you're in person to get in on. OP, YDI. And your father is an incestuous pedophile.

LMAO you're way too young to be doing this stuff if you're doing it on a LANDLINE with more than one phone connected! like many have said, use cell phones... when you're old enough to have one. and #27, really? that's not necessarily incest. that could just be a guy trying to get dirt on his kid.

redhusk89 0

DING DING DING DING we have a winner for the MORON OF THE MOTH award. Madam I can only assume you weren't thinking clearly at the time (pot or seriously drunk would explain a lot here). NEVER do this when someone else is at home. NEVER do this kind of thing when someone could possibly listen in and for those of you harping on about cell phones I've heard a person's cell phone call that got picked up by a FM. station which was normaly static so that's not a safe bet either. the fact of the matter is you should only be doing this if you are willing to accept that someone somewhere heard you. IF you do it at home when your dad is there then it's probably going to be him that hears it. TOTALY YDI

first of all, who does this when their parents are home..second, seriously? cellphone? and most phones have a mute button and your dad would have been smart enough to use it if he REALLY wanted to listen that bad. idiot. you deserved it.

I'm just wondering why he didn't put the phone down immediately? Why on earth would he continue listening long enough to hear it all? Creepy.