Intimacy: Ahem

Ahem

By Bucko321 - 30/03/2009 01:18 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

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Nope out of there

By twintowers - 04/07/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

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By crazyt446 - 11/07/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend and when he answered, I said the dirtiest thing I could think of to him on the phone. After a long silence, I heard, "Lacey? Is that you?" I accidentally called my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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You have the same voice!

By EternalBlossom - 14/07/2015 05:03 - United States

Today, I had decided that I was ready to have sex with my boyfriend. So, I called him and told him how naughty I felt, only to realize that I had called my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 00:02 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 03:17 - United States

Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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Revealing

By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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The Wire

By whorica139 - 02/09/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML

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killface_fml 0

Monday 30 March 2009 9:44

Next time use a cell phone.

lol_everyday 0

Monday 30 March 2009 9:51

HAHAHAHA. don't you have a cell phone???

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gross__ 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:17

Wow, creeper dad.

babex21 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:35

hahahhah ew

anita_applebum 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:16

so your dad listened to you talk dirty to your boyfriend? that's weird...ew...

AngelBubblesRose 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:16

creeper what father wants to hear his daughter say all that stuff anyway

zomgitsbrilol 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 4:01

and the cellphone was invented because....

cheapshoes13 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 0:38

awe that really sucks, hope you didn't get into to much trouble. My parents would have freaked out if they heard me talking dirty on the phone... You're better off using a personal line to talk dirty. Your dad probably didn't do anything dirty, he's probably not a perv, he just doesn't want to hear his child phone screwing their boyfriend. He probably doesn't want to know you are sexualy intemat with him.

yankeessuck 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 1:08

this is why you never use a landline when making a call like that

louisianagrrrrl 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 1:13

ewww, why would your dad keep listening after he figured out yall are having phone sex? either just hang up right away, or say something right away, its creepy for parents to just keep listening like that

DeepSleep8 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 3:44

your dad should of hung up, what an asshole

kiltkrazed 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 16:18

YDI. What is with all the idiots pulling this shit in their parents' homes? Seriously, fine, you want to do this fun stuff while still living at home? Great, just grow a brain first. Stop subjecting your parents to your stupidity.