Animals: Alas…

Alas…

By bunnylover - 15/03/2010 16:44 - Canada

Today, my dad and I were in the car when a rabbit scurried across the road, just missing us. My dad turned and said to me, "Well, it's good we didn't hit him. He gets to live another day." I then looked in the rear view mirror to see the rabbit running away from the cross traffic, only to be hit by the car behind us. FML

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By avatarnicole9 - 04/06/2015 05:17 - Canada

Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML

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Noooooooo!

By Anonymous - 18/11/2009 01:08 - United States

Today, I was waiting at an intersection. Across from me, a car was approaching when a bunny ran out. Trying to save it, I flashed my lights and beeped at the car crazily, and the bunny turned around. The lights turned, and as I drove forward the bunny came back out and I hit it. FML

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By Noname - 29/10/2011 11:02 - United States

Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 16:24 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I went to a wake. When my dad picked me up, I was still pretty upset. Just when I'd had enough of death, the car hits a raccoon on the way home. FML

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By newly passed, newly grassed - 06/12/2014 17:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML

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By hatecolin - 10/09/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, I was driving my new car home when I came around a sharp turn to see a groundhog in the road. I kindly stopped and allowed it to cross when all of the sudden a car slammed into the back of mine. Then, another car went flying around us. That car hit and killed the groundhog. FML

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By Username - 15/05/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML

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By Diffy - 26/04/2012 11:49 - United States - Woburn

Today, as I was crossing an intersection, a car ran a red light and almost hit me. This kind of thing happens a lot in my town so I'm used to almost being run-down, except this time it was a small boy on his father's lap steering. The dad was laughing. FML

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Save the doggo

By JC - 19/10/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly ran across the street. In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car. The car I hit belonged the family who owned the dog. Now I have to pay them because I saved their dog's life. FML

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Psycho

By Anonymous - 12/10/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML

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weddingbelle09 0

Monday 15 March 2010 23:31

Hey, seeing an innocent animal get run over by a car is kind of traumatic, especially if it's the first time you've seen it happen.

Lollersk4tes 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 2:20

"Today, I just barely missed being run over by a car. I was then promptly run over by another car. I'm a rabbit. FML."

Comments

NoteMyGrin 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 1:59

Aw! Animals getting killed by cars is horrible. I can't imagine how terrifying that must be for them. ):

dannyboy66 7

Friday 19 March 2010 5:20

this is hilarious

Apotheosis5267 0

Friday 19 March 2010 23:01

Fate - LOL XD Pussy ;3

Bethanytaylor96 5

Sunday 9 May 2010 19:40

hhaha at #52 your life is ****** if u think this is an fml.

11colio11 4

Wednesday 30 June 2010 11:52

it's just a rabbit who cares?

Mylees 0

Friday 24 September 2010 2:39

poor rabbit f the rabbit l

m0nicaa055 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:21

how is it fml for u?...its fml for the rabbit ;(

PrimeStarscream 30

Thursday 28 July 2011 6:42

Stupid rabbit.

CookieMonstr19 0

Monday 1 August 2011 2:04

?This isn't really an FML for u. You're not the one who got hit by the car.

MrMustangg 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 21:50

natural selection

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