Health, Transportation, Cars and Painful: All in the hood

All in the hood

By FoundMyLighter - 21/11/2009 01:28 - United States

Today, my jeep wouldn't start so I opened the hood. I slammed my fingers in my jeep's hood. It latched shut. My hood release was inside the cab, and the jeep was in neutral and on an incline. It started to roll, towards a ditch about 5 yards away. I had to skin my own fingers to get them out. FML

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By Ouch - 22/05/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML

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By KMilly - 01/05/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I rolled down the windows in my car. When I tried to roll up the passenger side window, it was stuck. Rain was coming so I freaked out and brought it to the dealership to get it fixed. The man pushed the child safety lock button and the entire garage erupted in laughter. FML

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By rabbitoncocaine - 20/04/2012 06:41 - Germany - Unterbreizbach

Today, I locked my car. I put the key in my bag when suddenly my car began to roll backwards. I tried to get the key out of my bag but couldn't find it, and with the other hand I tried to stop the car. The worst thing was that some dumbass was watching me and didn't help. FML

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By oooooopss - 01/04/2012 06:44 - United States - Portland

Today, I got into my car and it wouldn't start. I noticed I had left the lights on and assumed the battery was dead. Then, I couldn't get my key out of the ignition. So, I called AAA only to have the guy put my car in park and start the engine. FML

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Saturday 21 November 2009 10:22

I think your problem may have been slamming your fingers in the hood. That's not a very good strategy when it comes to fixing vehicles.

wearinsexypants 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 10:52

wow you're dumb. Its just good policy to never get out of your car unless you put the parking brake on and/or put the car in park. and it's really not that hard to avoid slamming your fingers.

Comments

wrongpussy 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 12:07

omg thats the worst thing i've ever heard :/

DoomJeff91 2

Sunday 22 November 2009 4:52

Yeah... This totally tops the Holocaust. Good call.

Laughluv 0

Monday 23 November 2009 8:24

omg that was great...made me laugh :)

gkings18 1

Tuesday 14 December 2010 7:58

haha you're a beauty

ikithme 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 12:16

Learn to use the parking break moron.

ikithme 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 12:17

OH AND PUT IT IN PARK OR IN GEAR!

SgrA 18

Saturday 23 November 2013 21:45

Why not both?

iwannafuckyaman 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 12:28

Oh, and... if your fingers were in it, i am betting you could have reached the release under the hood. jus sayin.

jesustitts 20

Monday 9 July 2012 12:04

Not true. Most are pretty far from where any fingers would be plus he would be in so much pain he wouldn't want to attempt the awful bending to reach it.