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All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff

Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 679

You deserved it 45 404

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By MissBeEyeTeeSeeH - 08/11/2009 11:46 - Canada

Today, It was pretty nice out, so I decided to walk to work. Not twenty minutes after leaving, it started to pour. I was soaking when I got there and had to change. My boyfriend works next door, so I asked him if he could give me a ride. His reply? "Sorry Babe, I just can't be seen with you like that." FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 638

You deserved it 4 438

By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 03:04

Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 047

You deserved it 5 653

By Stressed dad - 18/07/2017 20:00

Today, my wife's water broke so I drove her to the hospital. After 16 hours without labor, I went home to get a little sleep. Four hours later I got the call and ran outside to find that my car was towed from my parking space. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 089

You deserved it 1 031

Soaking

By Anonymous - 04/06/2013 16:05 - United States

Today, I had to walk home in the rain because my mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 176

You deserved it 4 043

By wherefelix - 03/07/2009 08:01 - United States

Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 129

You deserved it 9 518

By Anonymous - 13/03/2011 21:51 - United States

Today, I had to wait an hour in the awful rain for my mom to pick me up, because she didn't realize the clocks had gone forward already. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 655

You deserved it 4 213

Parked out

By penne_pasta580802 - 23/01/2020 14:00

Today, I drove my car to work as I had some errands to do after, even though I only live a few blocks away. After driving round to find a car park for ages, the closest car park available was outside my house. I ended up walking to work instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 896

You deserved it 590

Get Back

By FriendsSuck - 06/07/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I was leaving a cafe with some of my friends. I had to sit in the back of the car by myself. I opened the door when I saw an old woman needing help getting to her car because it was raining. I shut the door and went to help. My friends thought I had gotten in. I was left in the rain with no phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 971

You deserved it 5 362

How could you?

By Anonymous - 07/10/2022 15:30

Today, my wife made me feel like an asshole for not leaving work to come home because she wasn't feeling good. I'm working at a jobsite 1.5 hours away from home, plus my vehicle wasn't at the jobsite either. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 397

You deserved it 149

Protip

By Tipless - 07/11/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I was working as a Valet driver. After getting no customers for 5 hours in the pouring rain, a woman driving by stops and asks me for directions. Before leaving, she said, "I should probably tip you for that, since that's probably the only money you'd get all night." She didn't. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 947

You deserved it 2 474

MattOnFML 13

Tuesday 17 September 2013 0:41

Ahh man, routines can do that to you sometimes haha. Tough luck

psiloveyou15 12

Tuesday 17 September 2013 0:41

Mondays...

Comments

queerdragon 20

Tuesday 17 September 2013 0:52

I hate when that happens. My sister was supposed to pick me up from the airport the other day. I kept trying to call her to come get me, because it started randomly raining. By the time she arrived I was soaked and miserable. She ended up pointing out--when we arrived home--that I had left my car in overnight parking.

hbake 13

Tuesday 17 September 2013 0:53

Gotta love routine. I do stuff like this all the time without even realizing it! Makes you feel like you are on autopilot…

olpally 32

Tuesday 17 September 2013 0:54

How stupid can you be? Lol. FYL and YDI on this one.

MEM0817 18

Tuesday 17 September 2013 2:48

You're saying you've never had an "ahh ha" moment when the light finally went off? We all have those moments/days. Doesn't mean OP is stupid...

iAlissa 34

Tuesday 17 September 2013 8:09

Why do you always have such nasty comments, olpally? Literally your comments are either offensive or ignorant

psychokittybaby 5

Tuesday 17 September 2013 11:46

#39 something tells me his light is burned out completely...

MEM0817 18

Tuesday 17 September 2013 19:11

64- I agree with you completely. I don't understand how so many people read a condensed FML and make such crude and unreasonable assumptions. 69- I tend to give people more credit than they deserve, apparently!