All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff

Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML
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Same thing different taste

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MattOnFML 13

Ahh man, routines can do that to you sometimes haha. Tough luck

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you've been working too hard. hope you get a break soon.

You should get a car soon so you never have to wait

This is one of those fml posts that don't really need a follow up.

Ah, the infamous brain fart. Happens to the best of us OP, you'll look back on this and laugh.

I hope this isn't a sign of chronic memory loss in the future. do some brain games!

dick head! lol that would be something I would do! :P