Transportation, Cars, ACAB and Cops: Am I being detained?

Am I being detained?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Chilliwack

Today, a police car hit my parked vehicle, likely due to icy road conditions. When the officer came over to talk to me, I assumed it was to give me his insurance information. Nope. It was to give me a ticket for "impeding a police officer." My car was in my driveway. FML

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You deserved it 2 633

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

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You deserved it 2 578

By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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You deserved it 2 265

Cops don't do jokes

By Nightbird827 - 02/12/2015 14:34

Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 132

You deserved it 8 482

By shook - 06/09/2017 14:00 - United States - Clermont

Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML

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You deserved it 11 949

By randinosaur - 13/03/2011 12:48 - United States

Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML

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You deserved it 4 256

Overreach

By VroomVroom - 04/03/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML

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You deserved it 3 506

Potholing

By limpdick9 - 19/11/2014 18:44 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cop car was tailing me. I was scared, and trying to avoid any tickets, I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulled me over and insisted I was intoxicated, because, "anybody in their right mind would've dodged that pothole." FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 492

You deserved it 7 185

By lk26 - 08/02/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 588

You deserved it 2 937

By Samaritan - 19/01/2010 13:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was given a ticket for running a red light. The reason? I was moving out of the way of an ambulance. The police officer watched it go by. FML

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You deserved it 3 003

By Beegee - 21/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Denver

Today, I got a speeding ticket. I couldn't find my insurance card, and the cop was very nice. He said not to worry about it, that I "looked like someone who had insurance." I'm not sure how to take that. FML

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You deserved it 7 404

Ashamed_Sister 60

Monday 16 February 2015 14:12

Get a lawyer and sue him. It's highly unlikely that anything else would be successful.

toaster87 19

Monday 16 February 2015 14:12

So.. Fight it?

Comments

thraax 14

Monday 16 February 2015 16:36

as much as I like police officers I feel to many of them abuse there power which sets the negative tone on them. fight it. I don't see a way you couldn't win this

missbrit818 20

Monday 16 February 2015 16:40

Definitely take this case to court

TomeDr 24

Monday 16 February 2015 16:55

A cop once pulled over my teen daughter and gave her a hard time for not dimming her brights fast enough when she topped a slight hill and he was on the other side. She was flustered and couldn't find her insurance. The idiot gave her a ticket but had the wrong vehicle info! We HAD to go to court because we couldn't provide insurance for a car we didn't own!

Florentina 17

Monday 16 February 2015 17:04

God. I feel like all you ever hear about cops is how they're all huge dicks all the time. Sorry OP :(

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 17 February 2015 4:29

Because good news doesn't sell papers, or make a dramatic news report or a successful FML.

ButDatAssDoe 12

Monday 16 February 2015 17:19

See, it's cops like these that give all other cops a bad name.

superwhovian 16

Monday 16 February 2015 17:35

Do you have a court date to fight the ticket?if not go to small claims court .

mrmcleod 29

Monday 16 February 2015 17:39

This would be one of those instances I would highly recommend you get a lawyer to help defend you on this, and bring charges on a dirty cop.

BeachGirl27 23

Monday 16 February 2015 17:57

What a tosser. It's people like that who ruin the reputation of police forces.

ZirePhoenix 10

Monday 16 February 2015 18:05

Talk to the police chief. This happened to a friend and the chief resolved it, by revoking the ticket and screaming at the officer.

Misoranomegami 16

Monday 16 February 2015 18:59

Agreed. Unless you have reason to believe the entire department is corrupt steel one should be to file a complaint.

stephanyovalle 15

Monday 16 February 2015 18:17

All of my friends from Canada always brag about the good and friendly police force they got. I guess you can find jerks anywhere you go, no matter the country. Fight the ticket OP.