Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee and Kids: Amplified

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

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By Lolabunny - 21/08/2018 04:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, I went grocery shopping with my 4-year-old after having some major bathroom issues. As I walked over to get bananas, she yelled out in the middle of the produce section, "DO YOU STILL HAVE DIARRHEA MOMMY?!" FML

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By lk07 - 03/11/2018 05:00

Today, I got severe diarrhea in a public bathroom. I told my 6-year-old to stand directly outside the stall where I can see her shoes. She proceeded to inform everyone who came in that "Mommy has diarrhea." FML

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By embaressed - 19/12/2009 09:44 - United States

Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML

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By Embarassed - 18/10/2024 20:00 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my toddler started chirping, "Mommy’s on the toilet!" while I was in a public restroom at our local mall. She also knocked on the stall door to make sure everyone was made aware of our exact location. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 08:03 - United States

Today, I got diarrhea while on a trip with my daughters. At our third stop, I had to sit in the stall listening to my 5 year-old informing everyone who came in that "mommy is stopping at EVERY bathroom to poop." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 23:54 - United States

Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's the window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML

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By Lydlsis - 30/10/2015 23:53 - United States

Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML

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By Dafawk - 19/06/2016 20:54

Today, I took my two-year-old out to dinner. During dinner, our son went to the bathroom three times. As we were getting ready to leave he kept saying he had to go potty. He had gone multiple times, so I thought he would be fine. As he stood up, a giant turd fell on the floor in front of everyone. FML

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By sleepy - 23/05/2011 04:57 - United States

Today, as I was standing in the checkout line in a store, my six year-old daughter proudly announced to everyone that I fell asleep on the toilet last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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yatoast 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 1:31

poor kid for having to endure the smell and sound of someone else poo

brookiebaby16 1

Thursday 2 September 2010 1:16

at least he's honest

Comments

wetherguy 0

Friday 3 September 2010 6:29

time to stop taking your child into the bathroom with you/ sharing personal information with your child

MonaLeFae 0

Friday 3 September 2010 9:13

this is why there is a debate on procreation...in this case...i just don't know why i'd do it. lol

snowboard7 0

Friday 3 September 2010 11:40

read something just like this a while ago

ediciusNJ 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 5:26

YDI for having a child who doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut. A five year old should know better.

Drake_The_Dragon 23

Friday 18 July 2014 2:12

You obviously don't have kids.

taradeborde87 3

Monday 16 January 2012 3:05

You took your 5 year old son into the women's bathroom with you? YDI! He's too old for that, I'm sure the other women in there really appreciated you dragging him in with you. Seriously sick of people bringing their kids with them into the bathroom with them! 5 is old enough to wait outside the door, sheesh!

sammyjo06 14

Tuesday 18 February 2014 3:58

Are you serious? Unless there are specific rules on the door, a mom (or dad) can bring the opposite gender child in if there's no one else to watch him. As long as the kid is pre-pubescent, I don't care at all if he's in there.

Drake_The_Dragon 23

Friday 18 July 2014 2:07

So you would leave a five year old alone in a store for anyone to casually pick him up and walk away? I'm seriously sick of people abducting children, sheesh!