Amplified

By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 585
You deserved it 4 373
When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

yatoast 0

poor kid for having to endure the smell and sound of someone else poo

13 0
brookiebaby16 1

at least he's honest

10 1

Comments

iron_chefITALY 0

team sleep just admit your a virgin

0 0
yourmurderscenex 13

my question is.... what is wrong with being a virgin?

0 0
XxXMetalChicXxX 0

I wanna blow you using diarrhea as lube baby ;-)

0 4
Murcie 0

Hmm not sure which is a bigger fail... This FML or the comments posted.

0 0
yourmurderscenex 13

yeah, i think im gonna have to agree with you.

0 0
Schizomaniac 24

Or the fact that you're reading them? Hmm?

0 0
jasneetkaur 0

haha oh kids these days.

0 0
nerdygirl18 3

That is so embarrassing but hey, what can you do if your kid runs his mouth? :o

0 0
kidsanchez1 4

wow next time go with a very good friend and if you have to go let her watch the child

0 0
bigboylilz 0

sammiller hit me up cutie :) ha

0 0