I bet you wouldn't swap places with the refrigerator, though.

Poor refrigerator

I'm gonna take a wild guess and say you're not really grounded since he'll never remember any of that. Well he likely won't. But that sucks since you were just trying to help

You aren't really grounded if he was drunk, he won't remember. Of he does, he should see the flaw in grounding you.

Ask him for money since he's under the influence

welcome to Puerto Rico, where the margaritas are bottomless and the kids don't matter!

Good on you for trying to calm him down. I doubt he'll remember grounding you, but if so he wasn't justified. Some parents need to put their college days in the past, grow up and stop being so selfish. I hope this isn't a reoccurring thing, OP. Best of luck.

Chances are he is not going to even remember grounding you (or anything he did that day/night for that matter).

It's cool, he won't remember in the morning

You should have told your dad that the fridge called him a pussy and let him kept trying to punch it out.