Love: Another case for Shaggy - FML

Another case for Shaggy

By well then... - 21/02/2009 23:37 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was approached by a girl who called me a slut for sleeping with her boyfriend, then punched me in the face. I'm a virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2012 22:50 - Mexico - Villahermosa

Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML

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By xo_lezz - 01/03/2009 17:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, my best friend slapped me and called me a some colorful words before telling me that she never wanted to talk to me again because I supposedly slept with her boyfriend. Not only am I a virgin, but I'm a lesbian. FML

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By Scorned - 16/09/2018 06:00

Spicy

Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML

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By bad day Brutus - 29/04/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

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By Bik - 27/06/2023 22:00

Spicy

Today, some filthy creep grabbed my girlfriend's ass in front of me. I smashed his face in, as would be expected. Afterwards, we had wild sex, then she cried, told me how frightened my "unprovoked violent response" made her, and kicked me out. I'm now in a seedy motel, wondering what the hell happened. FML

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By permanently scarred - 25/08/2018 15:00

Today, I was assaulted and knocked out by a girl at school for talking to her boyfriend. I woke up in the emergency room. After she knocked me unconscious, she took a knife and carved her initials into my face. FML

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By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2020 07:58 - United States - Redmond

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend, who live 30 minutes away, asked me over late at night. When I got there, she turned me around and kicked me out because she "wasn’t feeling it." I’m 29 and still a virgin. FML

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By fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU - 03/03/2014 22:35 - United States - Los Angeles

Spicy

Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML

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By CollegeFreshman - 11/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I heard a knock on my door and, thinking it was my student adviser, opened it. I was greeted by a drunk girl, who pushed her way into my dorm room, informed me that she lived here last year, and then told me that she lost her virginity in my bed. FML

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Top comments

mleeb 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 4:18

I really hope you did more than just come home and write on FML about this.

AliSama 17

Sunday 22 February 2009 4:30

You need to file charges against her. Get medical attention as well.

Comments

james_thrtt 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 3:06

i agree with number 6 you should kick his nuts so far up his stomach that he chokes on them

Yunie_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:09

**** = universal insult for girls, whether they're a virgin or not. Track down whoever spread the rumor and give them a swift kick to the groin.

CrazedLeper 0

Monday 9 March 2009 3:44

Did you tell her that you were actually *asleep*?

cmaye18 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 11:07

HAHAHAHA this was honestly my favorite one so far..your so right .FUCKURLIFE hahahaha

BillFantastik 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 6:18

you're a virgin, fine, but that may also mean you gave her boyfriend a *******....another case of monica and bill

chronlogical 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 1:43

BAHAHAHAHHA you are a hero. i cant figure out how you managed to sleep with her boyfriend and keep your virginity...do u know what a virgin is????

mirg_akex 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 22:36

Yeah #4, in the court when she says she is a virgin, they can/are allowed to prove that.

couuurtneeey 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 5:30

you cant prove being a virgin your "cherry" which is the only test can "pop" from sports...

lilsharppiez 0

Monday 30 March 2009 21:33

what i would do is go to the guy kick him as hard as u can in the balls so he can never have children and say i never slept with u, then look at the girl make sure she is around and turn to her and punch her in the face and say there bitch now u know i never slept with him!!!!! make sure its off school grounds and no one is around!!!

gabes 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:24

Maybe you should, you already got the punch might as well make it worth it :P jk. that blows.

love4all4 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:29

That sucks

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