Love: Another case for Shaggy - FML

Another case for Shaggy

By well then... - 21/02/2009 23:37 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was approached by a girl who called me a slut for sleeping with her boyfriend, then punched me in the face. I'm a virgin. FML

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You deserved it 3 403

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2012 22:50 - Mexico - Villahermosa

Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 048

You deserved it 1 962

By xo_lezz - 01/03/2009 17:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, my best friend slapped me and called me a some colorful words before telling me that she never wanted to talk to me again because I supposedly slept with her boyfriend. Not only am I a virgin, but I'm a lesbian. FML

I agree, your life sucks 200 935

You deserved it 16 700

By Scorned - 16/09/2018 06:00

Spicy

Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 861

You deserved it 347

By bad day Brutus - 29/04/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 056

You deserved it 64 685

Life imitating art, or…?

By Bik - 27/06/2023 22:00

Spicy

Today, some filthy creep grabbed my girlfriend's ass in front of me. I smashed his face in, as would be expected. Afterwards, we had wild sex, then she cried, told me how frightened my "unprovoked violent response" made her, and kicked me out. I'm now in a seedy motel, wondering what the hell happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 070

You deserved it 413

By permanently scarred - 25/08/2018 15:00

Today, I was assaulted and knocked out by a girl at school for talking to her boyfriend. I woke up in the emergency room. After she knocked me unconscious, she took a knife and carved her initials into my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 943

You deserved it 260

By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 504

You deserved it 5 190

Denied

By Anonymous - 26/12/2020 07:58 - United States - Redmond

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend, who live 30 minutes away, asked me over late at night. When I got there, she turned me around and kicked me out because she "wasn’t feeling it." I’m 29 and still a virgin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 304

You deserved it 270

By fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU - 03/03/2014 22:35 - United States - Los Angeles

Spicy

Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 323

You deserved it 9 621

By CollegeFreshman - 11/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I heard a knock on my door and, thinking it was my student adviser, opened it. I was greeted by a drunk girl, who pushed her way into my dorm room, informed me that she lived here last year, and then told me that she lost her virginity in my bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 611

You deserved it 3 749

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Top comments

mleeb 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 4:18

I really hope you did more than just come home and write on FML about this.

AliSama 17

Sunday 22 February 2009 4:30

You need to file charges against her. Get medical attention as well.

Comments

eastbaydad 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 6:23

Serves u right for holding out...prude

doggie3 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 22:53

Good for you, being a virgin!

youdidwhatnow 0

Monday 1 February 2010 19:57

lmfao. remind me to not get on your bad side.

mypod66 0

Wednesday 5 May 2010 17:29

I faved this FML just because of that comment

moolatte 0

Friday 23 July 2010 4:27

13 - You can't tell someone they shouldn't be a virgin if you have no idea how old they are. For all we know, the OP could be 14 years old! And virginity wouldn't cause someone older than that to hate their life, so shut up before you make someone feel bad by making a thoughtless comment like that.

couuurtneeey 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 5:28

she obviously ment sex if she mentioned her being a virgin ...

Lauren10102 3

Saturday 16 October 2010 19:23

So was it an fml bc you got punched or because ur a virgin? That's the question!

ambrz 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 7:56

ironyyy

aastha12003 0

Monday 22 November 2010 13:13

well did u tell her that?? 

Sgt_Minty 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 3:43

were you bullied as a child by any chance?

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Today, I was at the grocery store when an elderly woman walked up to me and said, "Why can't every guy be as handsome as you?" I would have been flattered by the comment, if I was a guy. FML

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Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML

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Today, my boyfriend bought me a voice personalized Build-a-Bear. I thought he was going to propose to me through it, only to press the foot of the bear and hear, "We should break up" instead. FML

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Today, I had an interview scheduled for 10:05. When I got there, someone was talking to them, so I sat down to wait. Little did I know this wait would be 45 minutes. I got told to go home and that I'd be rescheduled. FML

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Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML

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Today, me and my girlfriend went to the club. The song "Single Ladies" by Beyonce came on; the DJ came on the mic and said "Single ladies raise your hands!" My girlfriend raised her hand. FML

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