Anticlimactic

By JC12345 - 18/03/2009 04:35 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards we went to Applebee's for dinner, then after we'd ate I asked, "How was it?" he says, "It was terrible", to which I said, "The food was that bad?" He replies, "No, the sex". FML
I agree, your life sucks 90 987
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Same thing different taste

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that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. youre definitely a virgin if you think you could confuse pussy with a hole in a mattress.

We can't all be good... practice makes perfect.

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To those of you saying things along the lines of "he was being honest" and "you need practice", that's not so much the point, its the setting. They were at Applebees, if HE was any good in bed he would have corrected whatever it was that made it so terrible during the act and not told her she sucked over dinner. It was their first time together, and not every guy is the same (trust me, I'm a bit of a nympho, I know my way around something that rhymes with block), thus different techniques need to be employed. To the poster - your man needs to learn his place, and how to open the lines of communication in the bedroom, not over dinner.

At least he told you, though. Pretending it's wonderful when really you're not getting anything out of it is worse. And besides, the first time usually isn't perfect. It'll get better.

Jordn_fml 0

Regardless of whether he was being honest, that is just an asshole thing to say. There is a fine line between being an asshole and being honest. To the poster: if you both want this relationship to work, your BF needs to learn how to communicate, both in the bedroom and over dinner. If sex sucks, he should be telling you what he wants in the bedroom, and not just simply explaining that the sex was terrible over dinner.

ever heard of sarcasm? i joke about shit like that all the time...i find it unattractive if sum1 can't take a joke.

next time go someplace that isnt as good as applebees I bet if you went to McDonald's he would of thought the sex was great. P.S.-if you would like I will give you a trial and see if I'm craving Applebees after

You were at Applebees- it goes without saying that the food sucked. What else could you have been asking about?

krunkrooster 0

the first ime always sucks but it gets better

Clearly everyones first time is not Amazing, but ur boyfriend should be nice enough to realize that! **** him. You should not take that from him!

Ditch him. Or sleep with his best friend like the first comment said...