Anticlimactic

By JC12345 - 18/03/2009 04:35 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards we went to Applebee's for dinner, then after we'd ate I asked, "How was it?" he says, "It was terrible", to which I said, "The food was that bad?" He replies, "No, the sex". FML
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leearm104 4

that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. youre definitely a virgin if you think you could confuse pussy with a hole in a mattress.

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smdrager 0

We can't all be good... practice makes perfect.

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maddog_fml 0

I do hope he was joking, otherwise he's a asshole. Dump his ass and sleep with his friends.

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mrcarmine 0

LMAO your boyfriend is hilarious... but good for him, seriously. he's being honest so you know you have to work harder next time. do that and it'll be better for both of you.

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LifeSux19 0

DUMP HIS ASS. He better be lucky he got some ass.... SLEEP WITH HIS BEST FRIEND!!! Lol @ # 2

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scb197 0

if it was the first time, i'm sure it will get better. c'mon guys!

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chillaxDude 0

I agree with #14. I would ask him, what he expected the first time and work on it.

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Sirex 0

Screw all you US conservatist, you are the same assholes claiming guys deserv it and should get better when a guy post the same thing. She needs to get better at sex and stop pretending to be a dead fish, you got muscles in your sex use em.

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sugarbear0727 19

#16 not all girls can flex their inner muscles. I am able to do it, and out of the three serious biyfriends I've had, they've all told me that I'm the first girl.they've been with that could do that. It does make sex feel a lot better for both partners, but its not something a lot of girls can do.

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buymeagoat 0

You have to break up with him. He's completely disrespectful. Do not sleep with his friends. That will get you a bad reputation and lower yourself to his level.

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UltimateIdiot911 0

Not the guy's fault. You deserve it. He's being honest with you unless you want him to lie to you more often.

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BlaqCat 0

I hope people are joking about sleeping with his friends. Passing your ****** around is just going to reinforce other ideas about you other than " bad in bed". If I were the poster, I would however, deny him any form of sexual pleasure for quite some time. Honesty is great, but that was just him being an asshole (joke or not).

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