Are you OK?

By Squid - 07/11/2012 05:11 - Australia - Hornsby

Today, I found a limp head of celery in the fridge. I thought it looked like the squid alien baby from Men in Black. After nursing it for a couple of hours, giving it food, and rocking it to sleep, my parents found me. Then I realised it was just celery. Too bad it took that long for my meds to kick in. FML
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Pleonasm 35

It WAS the alien baby from Men In Black, just in its vegetative state.

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Acik91 26

The phrasing of the post makes it a bit difficult to understand, but I guess it's hard enough for OP to think/write about her condition to go into details... Anyway, FYL. OP. Maybe you should talk to your doctor once again about the appropriate use of the medicines?

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medichick 5

This is an odd fml o.0

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PipingMouse 14

At least you didn't go outside with dangerous equipment, and try to build a spaceship for your baby squid so he could "find his way home". I'm sure it would have been 10x worse if you woke up with a couple fingers chopped off, and angry parents because you burned the house down.

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caitiebug1119 15

I think you should post this on MLIA.com. Just saying. Anyways, I like that instead of getting a butcher knife or something like that to kill the alien, you took care of it. That's so sweet.

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ConBroChilll 9

46- i think 4 was trying to imply that OP was schizophrenic. As with schizophrenia you have multiple personalities; thus you can be with your "other self"

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TheDrifter 23

Ok, it's time for a meds schedule OP. If you're having hallucinations that severe you should definitely not be waiting for them to wear completely off before you decide to take another.

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