Assface

By bitches. - 15/06/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 65 472
You deserved it 3 449

Same thing different taste

Top comments

EvenIfItKillsMe 0

awh. People can be so mean.

You sound like a sweety, though. At least your ass is nice?

Comments

This is soooo mean, I hate girls, I'm sure that you have a nice toosh. Honestly this has happened to me many times, walking through the halls at school, and I am a girl. Don't take them seriously. Girls just do things to make themselves feel powerful(which they most likely are not). If this ever happens again, look back, take a good look and tell them they have something on their shirt or on their face or something, or just say back"wow never thought I'd see something like that" and walk away laughing at them. It works like a charm :) Anyways hopefully you don't ever have to deal with that again. It will make you feel better, and leave them stunned

I saw on animal planet that the part of a man that women are attracted to the most is their butt

Bwuahahah, #34 Do you have room to talk? If you post a commnet like that remember not to put a picture of your self. #34 You make me laugh!

#4, your "stuipd" because you can't even spell stupid correctly. FAIL.

greenltrn2003 0

#26 agreed...bitches is bitches #32 if it was you'd have nothing to complain about #10 You're an asshole lmfao at #116 basically saying women are animals

baydestrian_girl 0

evil beezies!...but a butt compliment is better than no compliment! ;-)

you should walk backwards from now on.

this is one of few instances where its ok to hit a woman.

Liamrb 0

Those girls sound like *****, so dont worry. #40 and #43, you guys are great.